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Ainsworth's glorious Shrews | (Un)official statistician for European champions England | Dan Udoh enthusiast | Solidarity with the striking workers

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A beauty

20.12.2024 11:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Shrews were, in fact, not going up ole ole

10.12.2024 20:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Deep heat will relax the muscles rather than tense them up

10.12.2024 18:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The takeover date defines whether we even have a chance. Transfer window has to be near perfect to give us hope

10.12.2024 12:15 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Get plenty of deep heat on it. Hopefully the muscles will relax enough so you can do some small stretches

10.12.2024 12:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Guinness on a Sunday evening

08.12.2024 16:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Look, I know Peter Drury gets a lot of stick, but intentionally or not "Like Cinderella, Cucurella needs a slipper that fits" is great.

08.12.2024 16:52 β€” πŸ‘ 80    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

11 points from 18 games - 0.61 PPG
If we keep at 0.61 PPG we'll finish with 28 points

07.12.2024 17:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Only chance of surviving is the takeover being completed by Jan. Already resigned to next season being in League 2

07.12.2024 17:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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It's been three years since we tragically lost a fan-favourite who lit up the Meadow with both his smile and his goals.

Marvin Morgan, forever a Salopian.

πŸ’™πŸ§‘

06.12.2024 19:32 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Two abysmal teams this evening. Town sloppy in the first half with their chances then created nothing in the second. Resorted back to the aimless hoofball and lazy decision making that got Hurst sacked. Midfielders looked exhausted at times after 10 days off

04.12.2024 21:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Town have done well again in the first half but my god we have to be more clinical in the box

04.12.2024 20:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Protecting your mate from being called out for their homophobic beliefs makes you just as bad btw

04.12.2024 12:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Rancid

04.12.2024 12:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Keen never to hear the phrase "...but you do have to respect their religious beliefs" as a cover for homophobia ever again.

04.12.2024 11:52 β€” πŸ‘ 132    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0
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🫑

03.12.2024 20:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Elon sucks but he actively tanked the product in like 15 different and bad ways, but go off about purity politics I guess.

01.12.2024 17:40 β€” πŸ‘ 287    πŸ” 28    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

(Got to climb through the Christmas tree wrapping tube thingy)

01.12.2024 17:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ticked off a bucket list item today βœ…

01.12.2024 17:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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But no, in all seriousness, it's a real shame that such a significant piece of popular culture has been vandalised

25.11.2024 17:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Huge day out for the Great Expectations ultras

25.11.2024 17:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Also wonder what the threshold is for achieving either of these things is

25.11.2024 10:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is it more common for a club legend to get a statue at the ground or a stand named after them? Which is a higher honour?

24.11.2024 20:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Bottom of the league, six defeats in a row in all competitions, one home win all season, Birmingham City coming to town… 😬

No problem! πŸ˜…

#Salop #EFL

23.11.2024 14:42 β€” πŸ‘ 39    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 2

Tears in my eyes, huge win and we've got ourselves a box office gaffer. Shrews are going up ole ole

23.11.2024 14:35 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
Full-time: Shrewsbury Town 3-2 Birmingham City

Full-time: Shrewsbury Town 3-2 Birmingham City

GARETH AINSWORTH'S BARMY ARMY 🀩

23.11.2024 14:30 β€” πŸ‘ 58    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 9
23.11.2024 13:52 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@footballcliches.bsky.social is it more likely for a club legend to get a statue at the ground or a stand named after them?

22.11.2024 21:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Exclusivity you say 🀨

22.11.2024 16:40 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A measure of how far the big manβ„’ went

20.11.2024 22:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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