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II HANDS II HELLMOUTH✨

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A kinda cute, kinda hot, kinda sexy, hysterically funny but *not* funny looking guy that you *could* follow. πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ Your favorite dad’s favorite, thicker dad✨ |πŸ“Minneapolis, MN | (he/him/himbo)| #NSFWπŸ”ž | | I post πŸ† & πŸ‘ IRL friends, you’ve been warned |

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Happy Monochromatic Monday from dad to you, babesβ€¦πŸ”²πŸ”³βœ¨

#MonochromeMonday #MonochromaticMonday #B&WPhotography #NSFW

02.03.2026 19:04 β€” πŸ‘ 73    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Idk why I made the 😐 emoji lol

27.02.2026 22:08 β€” πŸ‘ 43    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hi gay (Shaka’s Version)

27.02.2026 00:51 β€” πŸ‘ 46    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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Hi gay

27.02.2026 00:41 β€” πŸ‘ 279    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

Let’s gooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!

27.02.2026 00:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I invested in my first record player and started my #vinyl collection!

Today’s lineup:

β€’ The Miseducation of Lauryn Hill (Lauryn Hill)
β€’ Direct Hits (The Killers)
β€’ When We All Fall Asleep, Where Do We Go? (Billie Eilish)
β€’ Big Grrrl, Small World (Lizzo)
β€’ Pure Heroine (Lorde)
β€’ Melodrama (Lorde)

23.02.2026 04:56 β€” πŸ‘ 31    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Two days after the deadly sea collision, ~1,000 people demonstrated in central Athens, chanting slogans such as β€œAthens – Minnesota we fight together, against the system that murders us,” β€œopen borders for refugees,” and β€œwe live together, we work together with the migrants, fight the nazis.”

18.02.2026 03:58 β€” πŸ‘ 639    πŸ” 238    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 11
17.02.2026 21:53 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Me: *Makes a corny, yet fucking hilarious joke after a hot 90min fuck session with one of my favorite fuckbuddies*

Him: πŸ€¨β€¦can I have my load back??
β€”

Chat, your boy is officially back. πŸ˜ŽπŸ˜πŸ’…πŸΏ

13.02.2026 03:36 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wooooof. Good Boy 😈

11.02.2026 17:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Slept terribly but will remain a child of God nonetheless πŸ’œ

10.02.2026 12:42 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman says i 'm so proud of you in front of a laptop ALT: a woman says i 'm so proud of you in front of a laptop

Black people, walk with your heads held high today! I love you, and I’m rooting for you!

05.02.2026 12:54 β€” πŸ‘ 80    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 2

some monkey named george:

05.02.2026 12:55 β€” πŸ‘ 93    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Mom Confession - SNL
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live Mom Confession - SNL

SNL is definitely reading the room.
youtu.be/-wQhY5CMMl4?...

05.02.2026 04:25 β€” πŸ‘ 88    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2
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a man wearing glasses and a hat holds a piece of paper in his hand ALT: a man wearing glasses and a hat holds a piece of paper in his hand

…don’t mind if I do! 🀀

05.02.2026 04:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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❀️

30.01.2026 19:57 β€” πŸ‘ 28072    πŸ” 9225    πŸ’¬ 362    πŸ“Œ 760

If you answer β€œNo” you get an invitation to Mar-a-Lago

30.01.2026 19:32 β€” πŸ‘ 11192    πŸ” 2340    πŸ’¬ 63    πŸ“Œ 23
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a woman wearing sunglasses says oh bless you dear but a name tag does n't go with this ensemble . ALT: a woman wearing sunglasses says oh bless you dear but a name tag does n't go with this ensemble .

😒

30.01.2026 19:00 β€” πŸ‘ 58    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
An image of Canadian actress Katherine O’Hara as the Schitt’s Creek character Moira Rose, providing the following advice: β€œTake a thousand naked pictures of yourself now. You may currently think, β€œOh, I’m too spooky.” Or, β€œnobody wants to see these tiny boobies.” But, believe me, one day you will look at those photos with much kinder eyes.”

An image of Canadian actress Katherine O’Hara as the Schitt’s Creek character Moira Rose, providing the following advice: β€œTake a thousand naked pictures of yourself now. You may currently think, β€œOh, I’m too spooky.” Or, β€œnobody wants to see these tiny boobies.” But, believe me, one day you will look at those photos with much kinder eyes.”

30.01.2026 18:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1750    πŸ” 465    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 47

Wrong fucking Home Alone 2 actor goddammit.

30.01.2026 18:35 β€” πŸ‘ 952    πŸ” 282    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 7
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"What did I trip on? Did someone put something down here so I would trip?!" RIP Catherine O'Hara. A one of one.

30.01.2026 19:03 β€” πŸ‘ 168    πŸ” 52    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 6
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29.01.2026 01:33 β€” πŸ‘ 8004    πŸ” 2402    πŸ’¬ 155    πŸ“Œ 349

NEW: A Texas county medical examiner found that Geraldo Lunas Campos was choked to death by a guard while he was held in ICE custody earlier this month.

Geraldo is the sixth person to die in ICE detention this year.

26.01.2026 18:39 β€” πŸ‘ 6204    πŸ” 3528    πŸ’¬ 120    πŸ“Œ 232

down with tiktok, long live text based microblogging for aging millennials

23.01.2026 23:26 β€” πŸ‘ 957    πŸ” 142    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 4
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Here’s two (with bonus πŸ†, as a treat)β€¦βœ¨

#NSFW

17.11.2025 20:19 β€” πŸ‘ 162    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0
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a space ship with a blue light coming out of the side Alt: The space ship Discovery spinning before jumping to a new location

Star Trek Discovery is my absolute favorite. I don’t know why. But it’s my jam.

23.01.2026 04:51 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 3
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just been called "an older man"

23.01.2026 04:47 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0