niko da splunky stan

my goal is to read as much material recommended in the 188 page scan of the simant manual until i develop some form of syndrome

antr furry wearing blue shorts and simant shirt

doodlan

the trick is to pidgeonhole yourself into like, mint or lubuntu on a walmart bargain laptop and not be able to run windows 11. advanced gambit.

self-constructive messages are horribly expensive

a twitter post from user @laserboat999 when I was 13 playing Oblivion on my brothers computer I found out you could swap the in game music by just dropping mp3s in a folder so i just filled it with whatever, which was my brothers downloaded music, anyway the main battle theme was Love Me by Lil Wayne Future and Drake these days whenever i hear “I’m off that good kush and alcohol” i am immediately transported to the arboreal splendor of Cyrodil

#economicexploit

guys looking at flowers is free

the happy lil trees n mountains and a hideous mtn dew bottle up front and center

@snugcrow.bsky.social had us do the bob ross mtn dew promo... it fuckin sucked why do u do this to me

minecraft painting of some sort of crimson snowy mountain lake with a big fuckoff mtn dew in the middle. im not proud of this one

update. not proud of this one www.tumblr.com/nikotinewith...

single most loveliest thing to see after i started my recent simant phase. thank you for posting this. beautiful

screenshot of a text post from tumblr by user luetta. it says the following: "lets touch our antennae together. i don’t care anymore. i just wanna feel you. i don’t care that it’s not allowed or it’s weird. fuck the colony. let’s go off into the long grass where no one can find us and touch antennae. just you and me "

#drawmries i was compelled to draw the following text post

havent had nicotine in 2 years. 1 copy of bubsy purrfect collection = 1 "gj niko"

they made simant real,,,,,,

The newest stars of Kirby Air Riders: Lolo(lo) and Lala(la)

ADVENTURES OF LOLO 3
HAL LABORATORY 1990
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''So anyway, I started delivering." 📦

your thare......epic

great post bestie keep it greezy

A grasshopper mouse howling

Underrated fursona idea: the grasshopper mouse. It is a carnivorous rodent that 1. Is continuously evolving a higher pain threshold and toxin tolerance to be able to eat live snakes and scorpions while they fight back, and 2. Defends its territory by howling like a tiny wolf. Hardcore little beast

absolutely love the picture of this rascal. looks like hes edging a strychnine overdose and winning

simultaneously most nuanced and paradox mapgame take on this post. great job rat

being not racist is actually a marginalized gender for beholders

starman please I can't lose her

big fan of the goofy eyes on this guy

Pack it up, I found the perfect gaming device.

Can't wait to make this a reality

roll up each leg individually, fold so both cylinders are adjacent, rubber band

The Goon Squad, by Daniel Kolitz Loneliness, porn’s next frontier, and the dream of endless masturbation

you will just have to trust me that this essay is so good and worth your time to read!!!!

6 panel comic P1: a borderless panel, with a single piece of text, coloured in yellow blending down into red: "MUMBY" P2: We are inside a room. The eponymous Mumby is sat in a red chair, his back to us. He holds a phone up to where his right ear would be. We've caught him in the middle of a conversation: "--mummies are due fer a major comieback any minute now, I'm tellin' ya, Frank!" P2: The view switches to the front, from Mumby's waist up, and we see what he looks like. Picture the Fantastic 4's The Thing, wrapped all over in bandages. He continues his conversation: "I mean, the pitch writes itself, don't it. ZOMBIES BUT WITH CLASS!!" P3: Mumby looks increasingly desperate, holding his head in his left hand. "... I-- I need this, Frank. They're gunna take my house." P4: the view draws back, as Mumby sits in his chair listening to whatever Frank is saying. Mumby answers with two "uh huhs," and finally a dejected "yeah" P5: Closeup of Mumby again, backlit. Sadness and anger mingle on his face, as he finishes with "haha okay. Maybe next year, Frank." "maybe next year"

this halloween, won't you please spare a thought for mumbies everywhere

mathematics is such a funny STEM field to do while in a state of sleep deprivation or inebriation. chemistry people make pure sodium in a lightbulb or whatever but math its like "fuck it, number between 4 and 5 that is greater in value than 7. it looks like this -->🚟"