Wicked Witch Apologist

With a job?

Awake at 2am in an imaginary argument with my boss

Show your bare buttocks

Bluesky wants me to be into bears so badly

U can paradiddle me…I’m tighter than I used to be….

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The Count, The Wolf, The Monster 🦇🐺⚡️

It’s funny goofy time over here!

Matt tepidly criticized the use of poop while Bowen sheepishly said nothing. Tina fey scared them too much.

Ran into a guy I hooked up with very casually a couple times and he was walking his dog and said “look! It’s uncle Chad!” And like sorry but I’m not family to that dog.

The last date we will ever see Carrie Bradshaw go on is with Tommy tomato

I don’t wanna hear Matt and Bowen pretend to like the AJLT finale next week

Fantastic work from my local spider

The Moral Obligation to Preserve Technicolor There’s something really special about the song Somewhere Over The Rainbow being used in one of the most important Technicolor films of all time.

Wrote about The Wizard of Oz and AI, my favorite and least favorite topics! I care so much I started a substack for it.

Las Culturistas awards fun but can’t hold longevity, however I do think they might have what it takes to revive TRL

The only photographic evidence that this happened, if you zoom in you can see Cynthia Erivo being crucified

So fuck you, actually

I got to hear Cynthia Erivo sing as Jesus in JCS like 10 feet from me with only like 100 other people there

Carrie coon you are my world. Everyone else, do whatever you want.

I’ve watched all of the Gilded Age over the last week and can now firmly say, this show is stupid. I am having fun.

Kinda exactly what it’s for

Depression has been unmanageable and overwhelming lately, good thing I fired my therapist.

Going on all stars doesn’t mean anything anymore, especially if you win

You actually can make anything you want, such as an Evil Labubu

A conclave for picking the next Watch What Happens Live bartender

Shocked the absolute shit out of myself screwing a socket back into the wall

I don’t have a single thing in common with someone doing a “cold plunge” sorry

This is a labubu

How does one gracefully end their 20s while still over sharing online

Hannah Waddingham getting painted to play the wicked witch of the west does this little harmony humming to somewhere over the rainbow and I think about it a lot because it’s so pretty