Matt Swartz (@mattswa) — Bluesky Profile

5 days ago

🎵 I don’t pitch like Satoria
I throw some strikes and balls
If I had a million dollars well I…
I’d spend it all

If I pitch to Ohtani
And that success that he’s found
I’d throw a little change up
And slap his heaaaaaad around 🎶

#WorldBaseballClassic #Ohtani #Sublime

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2 months ago

Touché, @adarowski.bsky.social ! Happy **Holliday** Grid 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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5 months ago

Projected Arbitration Salaries For 2026 The annual arbitration projections are out. Click over to MLB Trade Rumors to check them out and bookmark the page for later use.

Happy Arbitration Projections Day! Over at @mlbtraderumors.bsky.social you can find my arbitration salary projections. This is the 15th year I've provided these! www.mlbtraderumors.com/2025/10/proj...

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8 months ago

Are either of these two sufficiently focused on tail risks?

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9 months ago

Tush push ban fails! And now we’re mad! We’re gonna push the tushes even harder now! @philadelphiaeagles.bsky.social

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11 months ago

Woah this was mine from this morning. How did we have the same idea?!?!

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11 months ago

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1 year ago

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1 year ago

Probably correct but not commenting on it. And now my first Bluesky post is a “no comment” 😂

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