When the anesthesiologist is hot and single, but you’ve been taking prednisone for three months and look like a linebacker who swallowed a blowfish 😩😩😩
Okay but like is it just me, or does The Family Stone just hit differently now that Diane Keaton is….I can’t say it….no longer with us, I guess 😩
I think our muses abandoned us and are sipping stout drinks on some beach together…We need to join them 🤣😩
I’m not okay with this. I need you writing all day, every day. I mean, I’m EXTREMELY behind, but I need an unlimited supply from you when I get back to reading 😂🙈
Hi, my name is Mikki, and I’ve never watched Smallville or Felicity #himikki 🙈
But but but I thought Trump “didn’t use teleprompters?” 🤷♀️
😂😂😂
Except he doesn’t consider rape to be “brutal.” 🙄
SO fucking infuriating 🙄
I also hope women whose babies have defects due to taking NSAIDS or having high fevers during pregnancy due to being told to “tough it out” due the everloving fuck out of them. 🙄
Fuck third party voters. Every last one of them. 😩
Like he’s ever set foot in a library 😜
Okay but like fuck Elon for a lot of shit,but fuuuuuuuuck him the most for decentralizing the Mary people. I’m just now finding out she has a new movie out! Three years ago, everybody constantly posted on twitter, and I constantly checked it. I would’ve known about this the second it was announced 😩
I hope so! I honestly wasn’t a fan of her last one. There were definitely some good songs/lyrics, but none that I would listen to over again. 🤷♀️
YESSSSSS
62 in the winter sounds lovely to my perimenopausal ass, though 😂
If you watch Hunting Wives and can’t figure out where you’ve seen Callie before, she’s Wildred Darnell from MC. You’re welcome! 😂
The bigger the accordion hands, the bigger the lie
I’m in the process of trying to get on it, I ain’t about this life 😂
This time last year, I would’ve loved this. But now my perimenopausal ass is MISERABLE 😖😩
And adjourn early because they’re afraid of what’s in the Epstein files. 🤷♀️
Yup 😂
Thoughts and prayers 😩
I just said to my dad the other day, “do I trust the word of an unnamed Iranian govt official over that of the president of the US?…..Undortunately, I absolutely do.” 🤷♀️😩
What kind of psycho doesn’t bounce the ball first?! 😖
I’m right there with you! Peri is a raging bitch! 😖
Not sure what point you’re trying to make, but have a great night!
That’s a saying. It doesn’t mean people go along with it. Unfortunately. People not voting blue is how we wound up with Trump again.
I said absolutely nothing about a “massive swing to other candidates.” I said that Republicans are more likely to vote for a same-party candidate they don’t otherwise agree with than Dems are, which is 100% true.
