Luke Lucas

sorta’ says “POOT”

every morning when you wake up, ideally before you even get out of bed, eat an entire bag of flour. flour is very inexpensive. you can afford it

fish

oh man am i late for Switch 2 preorders

honestly last summer’s political messaging really didn’t go far enough by only tagging all these creeps as weird

this locker? it’s full of foots?

Summary notification reads: “Fourth grade field trip incident: bus rolled over; police and ambulance called.”

this is bad. bad bad bad. the summary read is that a whole ass bus ROLLED OVER and first responders were called out to the scene.

Apple, y’all… where to even START with this??

how fine were they? our dude didn’t even bring it up when talking about the trip this evening.

BUT: teachers wanted us to be aware so parents didn’t get some giant tall tale and things got out of control.

now, that Intelligence summary…

backstory: our kid went on a field trip about an hour and a half north, took two charter buses. once there, the back bus bumped the front bus. everything was FINE but out of an abundance of caution, police report filed and medics called to check on kids.

WHEWWWWWW BUDDY.

Apple Intelligence. this is my first non-humorous experience with a summary piece, this time in the Mail app. this is BAD.

I heard there was a secret ooze
It turned four turtles into dudes
But you don't really care for pizza, do ya?

They fought like this,
Two swords, a stick
A couple sai
Some nunchuck tricks
Those Ninja boys-a callin

Cowabunga

weagle weagle

weagles

the new fun game is that the word “autistic” and its permutations have replaced the r-word with the kids these days.

that’s been a LOT of fun to squash out.

must be cool to take three full steps and not get called for traveling. did we give up on that being a thing?

stop. letting. them. creep. back. up.

#wareagle

• Dylan G. reading the letter from his outie was devastating and beautiful
• the transition to film in the closing seconds
• “But I want to live with you”
• Brienne of Tarth cameo

my timeline is weirdly devoid of SEVERANCE chatter.

weird.

oh man, here's an idea. maybe next year, the Apple Sports app should let you mark which teams in the tourney you've chosen as winners in games.

don't do the brackets, let ESPN or Yahoo handle that. just let me keep track of who i picked so i don't have to go back and forth.

i don’t like the “DOUBT US” shirts.

or the equivalent Nike shirts.

dumb, especially when everyone has the same shirts. bad and lazy branding efforts by both UA and Nike.

war eagle go hornets

the OUTRAAAAAAAAGE about Chappell Roan and her nostalgic affinity for country music is the dumbest thing ever. the internet is so stupid.

operator: 911, please state your emergency
me: uh yeah i want to place a bet on who the next james bond is gonna be
operator: yep. ready
me: $500 on john smoltz
operator: ah, good ol’ smoltzie
me: no i said “smoltz”
operator: oh i know. that’s just his nickname
me: i need to speak to your supervisor

that means you can’t go back to your own now, i assume?

Maybe hating on dick bosses is the great unifier, the thing that brings all Americans together.

ma’am

watching MIDSOMMAR for the first time.

1. whew boy ok
2. this shot/cut is beautifully done

nothing quite like the feeling of a creative project kicking your ass and sticking your face in the mud. blergh.

Screenshot from a tweet. In the first tweet, a transcript of the Hannity Musk interview is played. Hannity says “you’re going to help rescue two astronauts” and Musk says “they were left up there for political reasons” Astronaut Andreas Mogensen says “What a lie. And from someone who complains about lack of honesty from the mainstream media.”

Elon replies “You are fully retarded. SpaceX could have brought them back several months ago. I OFFERED THIS DIRECTLY to the Biden administration and they refused. Return WAS pushed back for political reasons. Idiot.” Andreas Mogensen replies “Elon, I have long admired you and what you have accomplished, especially at SpaceX and Tesla. You know as well as I do, that Butch and Suni are returning with Crew-9, as has been the plan since last September. Even now, you are not sending up a rescue ship to bring them home. They are returning on the Dragon capsule that has been on ISS since last September.”

A tweet from Elon Musk. It reads “It is time to begin preparations for deorbiting the @Space_Station. It has served its purpose. There is very little incremental utility. Let’s go to Mars.”

Elon’s busy schedule today is claiming astronauts were left in the ISS for political reasons, getting corrected by an ISS astronaut, throwing a fit where he calls the astronaut a slur, then complaining that we should deorbit the ISS