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oh naur

is that even what they're called now? are "mashups" dead and now we're just calling those remixes too? the current terminology escapes me

i need to get better at making mashups because i have so many ideas for them but i don't want them to sound like trash

PT appointment number 6 complete. i can't tell if my ankle's getting better though which sucks :/

Arcade Random Posting

Imagine holding hands with a beautiful woman named invalid handle ❤️

Put video game music in symphony halls. DONT tell them it’s from a video game. Watch how they lose their minds.

Can Bluesky be a special different world where RFK Jr simply does not exist?

tormund is so funny for no reason

hmm i'll put a pee pad down by the back door just in case

that guys looks like a friend of my best friend's older brother so i had to double take

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perfect! i'm ready!

whoaaa the quality jump (me zooming in to appreciate the details)

is it time for your kazoo solo yet?

is he house trained?

just realized we get 300 characters here instead of 280! major win for me and my fellow babblers

Far be it from me to try to get in the heads of book banners, but the list of my books removed from schools makes absolutely no sense. Turtles is widely banned even though it's the least explicit of my novels (the main character is terrified of kissing), whereas TFIOS--where they DO IT--is not...

friend 1: I'm engaged
friend 2: I'm having a baby
me: my dog is the Mayor of New York City

so many blue jay posts on this app or the algorithm learned very quickly how much i like them which is both scary and impressive

oooo ty

were they brawlin in the bath house? why are they fighting nudie? you're supposed to put more layers on to fight but these bozos were stripping down? maybe the dick twist was deserved for that kind of stupidity

i love birds and sometimes they don't even look real which makes them seem less intimidating but then i remember they're basically tiny dinosaurs and that changes things

if twitter goes fully down the shitter i'm gonna miss saying parxtwt in reference to this part of the fandom but parxbs sounds more accurate to what we talk about so it's fiiine

Yeah same 😂

i'm literally following every parxie i see on here because it's easier than being selective and only searching for my twitter friends so hi to the new people i don't really know yet

yes! exactly like all i wanna see are animals and parx because that's basically paradise

and yet still better than threads which says so much

no one ever is they're probably all thinking "nowhere is safe" and they would be right