Eric the Snowflake Miner

This is Lola. She is one of the most skilled soccer dribblers we've ever seen, so it makes sense that she's already capturing footage for her documentary. 14/10

This is what corruption looks like.

So close.

I just want to point out that I missed the one yearly check in we get…

Trump had about 200 probationary employees fired from Bonneville Power Administration in Portland, Oregon. The issue is that BPA is self funded, NOT appropriated. So this saved nothing for the budget. BPA may lose another 20%. Risky power stability in PNW.

@altnps.bsky.social I suggest you begin cost cutting immediately by closing the White House since it is owned by the people and NPS is the steward.

If there is a resident in there, or a visitor who owns a Tesla, feel free to capture them in a cage and release them into the wild in a remote area.

Got to love COBOL! Now, let’s sick the toddlers on whatever systems we still have using Hollerith on punch cards. That’ll be fun.

Uber

YouTube video by The Sun Planes forced to SWERVE to avoid exploding SpaceX rocket debris as cockpit vid shows fire rain down

Dozens of passenger jets were forced to divert to other airports or stray course to avoid the red-hot and glowing debris from the exploded SpaceX rocket that rained across the sky on Thursday. This dramatic video captured the spectacle from the cockpit of one plane.

Just checking in to make sure everything is still stupid.

With everything so seemingly terrible these days & no sign of anything remotely hopeful in the near future, I thought you might need this photo of a baby giraffe.

Last time the U.S. invaded Canada, the White House ended up burned down. Don’t mistake politeness for passivity, you hoser.

The lack of empathy towards California fires victimsis disheartening. Audio of today's Opie Radio podcast wherever you get your pods.

Calling All Enablers: My 10-Year Breakup Story #BadChemistry #HilariousBreakup

Jimmy Carter is welcomed into heaven today. “Well done good and faithful servant.”

He will be missed

See below for my statement in response to Chairman Loudermilk's "Interim Report":

Way to go Liz. This is just insane

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A cocaine tech bro was convicted of killing another cocaine tech bro in San Francisco yesterday. Here's why migrants and the homeless are really to blame.

I know the Democrats in Congress are very aware that Trump didn't run on finding common ground to solve problems, he literally ran on revenge and ignoring the Constitution, so why act like seeking common ground is the savvy political play right now?

After his successful consolidation of power, the Leader prepares for show trials of those who resisted his first failed putsch.

“Bottoms Up”— Pete Hegseth Took Swigs from Champagne Bottle, Plunged Into the Alcoholic Beverage During Fox News Broadcast Hegseth’s kids were present and sampled the dunk tank champagne

After Fox co-workers told media he was often drinking or hungover while at work, Pete Hegseth challenged people to find a single clip showing him drinking on the job.

We accepted the challenge.

Finally, a nomination we can collectively laugh at without having to worry about the end of civilization.

“So I’m in the park dropping off another dead bear when I see this guy on a bike in a hood and face mask ditching a backpack, and yada yada yada, I end up giving him a lift to the Port Authority on 178th.”

Democracy is worth
the dedication to defend.

#FridayNightResistance

The GOP used to opposed frivolous lawsuits. Now it uses them to intimidate. IT WONT WORK YOU WEAK ASS CLOWNS.

Why would tiny scared people intimidate anyone? Talking about you Kash