Pup Kelso

Ashnikko should be on Dirty Laundry end post

ARUFFF BARK BARK BARK

Arrrroooo

A true sign of trust is two cannibals giving each other a blowjob

I like wearing black and spikes not in a ‘I want you to fear me’ way but in a ‘Cuddly Hedge hog way’

You know- I like to envision that in my brain is a lil wizard stirring together a cauldron of my emotions and thoughts- and my mental illnesses are his idiot cats knocking brain chemical potions into the mix…… makes it easier to manage lol

“Meet me in the pit!”

And by pit, I mean my 1970’s conversation pit where we shall debate the ethical and moral implications of a variety of topics.

And then we’ll violently two step to a punk band

I’d happily help you out with that Bone ;3 🦴

I’m going to see Will Wood this weekend and I’m so excited…… have I started my outfit? No- Will I be doing it day of? Yes

This is quickly becoming my favorite puppy chew toy- or maybe I just want Mothman in my mouth lol
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Panel 1: Shen, cloaked in shadow due to the contrast from the light outside, is kicking a door in so violently that it flies off the hinges. Only his eyes are visible in the shadow. Panel 2: A person as sitting at a laptop, holding a gaming controller connected to it. They have messy hair and dark shadows under their eyes, and are wearing a sweatshirt and sweatpants. Around them are scattered energy drink containers, ramen rontainers, chip bags, and and napkins. There's also a floor mattress. This person is clearly a shut-in. Panel 3: Shen, still mostly cloaked in shadow, points forward at them with a severe expression on his face, saying "you thought you could escape pride month?" Panel 4: Confetti falls as the shut-in (still in sweatshirt/sweatpants), is paraded through the streets on a stage atop a colorful car, as crowds cheer on both sides. Above them are two drones hovering in the air carrying a banner. The banner has the pride flat on it and arrows pointing down at them.

I’m just a lil guy- no nefarious thoughts up in this noggin

Awwww thanks ;)

Me and @pup-dionysus.bsky.social are always grateful for @mrsleather.bsky.social and their try before you buy policies!

Just a Punky pup today- anyone wanna meet me in the mosh pit ;P
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Magic the gathering is such an interesting experience

Cause You either have a fun and exhilarating time where you and your friends strategize against one another

OR

Your deck decides to be homophobic- give you all green cards and 3 plains for 6 turns

Hey!
You!
Rim your tops.

Thanks

The newest game changer (The Drinking game) was SUCH A GOOD EPISODE!!! Not to spoil but the twist was amazing lol

Happy Pride from Pup Kelso! Not only did I get to go to my first pride parade today but I also got to do it in my Hood! Ruff to all the other pups I saw today!
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What’s your favorite crazy class combo in dnd? Mine rn is a 7th level Beast Barb, 4th level Rune knight fighter and a 1st level Wild Magic Sorcerer
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Such a Sleepy pup- Anyone wanna cuddle? 🐶
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I love playing DnD because what do you *mean* there’s a fake person I pretend to be and I’m crying at 3am over a song that reminds me of them

Ruff! *wags tail*

I volunteer as Tribute!

I’m so horny that you could power several large cities with it that’s how horny I am

Ruff! Hey there Pups! Happy to be here!
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