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Deku finding out that some unscrupulous retailers sell bootleg diapers that have designs not approved by the artists, heroes, and companies they're referencing.

Deku only wears OFFICIAL Pampers Heroic Protection Diapers for Big Kids!!!

Some say that it's okay to wear diapers at any age, and that there is nothing to embarrassed about...

They're wrong !

You are definitely too big to still be in diapers.

You look like an overgrown toddler and you still go potty in your pants.

You should be humiliated.
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Reasons that Puppyboys and Puppygirls will pee;

😁 Excitement (someone said walk)
😱 Fear (they heard a scary noise)
😓 Guilt (they're sorry they tore up your slippers)
🤤 Puppy brain (they forgot they're supposed to hold it)

...diapers don't stop it, but they keep the place clean

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diapercucks who aren't actually allowed to say "s*x". It's not something they're allowed to talk about! They have to censor it if they mention it in text and if they try to say it out loud it comes out as "big boy spurties" or "adult plushie time" or "that weird thing I saw in a movie"

Old memory from my time at the Regression Clinic.
Brats came in convinced nothing could change them.
But we had protocols for every attitude.
Most left softer, quieter, and a little more cooperative.
Nobody walked out exactly the same.

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The Vibrating wand sent waves of pleasure through the dirty diaper taped around your no no bits.

You moaned around your pacifier...when suddenly it slowed way down...

"I'll turn back it up, if you tell me you'd rather cum in a poopy diaper than have sex."

... No fair!

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Comparing lovely grownup dinners with little guys.

No idea why people don’t like cooking different meals, it’s so easy when the kids food comes in a jar!

I can explain everything, well no I can't. 🙈

with @padded-wolfie.bsky.social the mean bully 😠

You are at a lawyer's office.

Your spouse is there, holding your hand

In front of you are two very big and complicated legal documents

You've been promised buzzy time if you do as you are told.

The documents are
- Divorce Papers
- Adoption Consent

You sign them in crayon.

#abdl #goodboyfics

*chanting*

One of us, one of us, one of us, one of us!

Finally the landing strip sticker for me!!!

I think that the society who actually believes in the scientific method and is willing to devote infinite resources towards researching whatever they need ...

Is much scarier than the one that has to pray on a tech altar and hope their rituals come up with an ancient weapon to fight their foes.

Maslow’s Hierarchy of Needs but it's been colored to entirely to match the "Basic Needs" section and it says "Being told "It's okay, little guy. Accidents happen, potty training can be tough" while you change my diapers throughout the day and I become increasingly embarrassed about it."

idk about yall but this is absolutely important

a man in a star trek uniform says double it in blue ALT: a man in a star trek uniform says double it in blue

If you have littles coming over for candy, ice cream, or cake...

Whatever you think you need, you need more. Because it is like a pack of Velociraptors descending on a side of meat

Whatever you think you need, double it.

Don’t think of it as the quickest you’ve ever cum before, think of it as the longest you’ll ever last again

You're at work (daycare) in your cubicle (playpen)and supposed to be. working hard on a report (dirty diaper) for your supervisor (caregiver).

But instead you're going to goof off (hump) with your work friend (plushie) until lunch.

You will need to PUSH to finish by EOD.

#abdl #goodboyfics

The fact that I googled "Diapers" the very moment I could use a computer with unsupervised internet access was a pretty strong hint ...

For some of us the Diaper firmware comes factory installed.

OK bad stuff happened to me as a kid so now getting me off is as involved and exhausting as setting up the board game Mousetrap

"The fanbase really ruined [XYZ media thing]"

How about you learn to enjoy something on its own merit?

How about you separate the random noise from the signal?

Your life will improve if you stop seeking out rage

I buy all my cloth diaper stuff from Babykins.com

A lot of it I've used for years and have washed hundreds of times. They hold up very well.

Happy Thanksgiving to all those in the US

I knew as soon as a wrote it that this would find its way to you within minutes. 🤣

The Baku/Deku version

*Explodes Deku's belt buckle, his pants fall*

Bakugo: Nice Diapers Deku,
Do you like wearing Mighty Pants to school?!

Deku: Well yeah, they're my favorite brand.
... And yours too

Kirishima: yeah, how do know the brand name?

B: SHUT IT, I'LL KILL YOU !!!

#goodboyfics

You're in this post and you *do* like it.

Unless you're ready to tell Lion that it's time to give up your diapers and go back to having big boy sex 😛

Bully: "Nice diapers Nerd! Did your mommy put them on you ?"

Diaper Dork, unashamed: "No, my big sister usually changes me.
...
Remember, I told you that at Bedwetter camp this summer."

Bully's Friend: "Wait why were you at Bedwetter camp ?"

Bully: 😰 "Ummm ... SHUT UP !"

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Snazzy I feel like you are already at this level ❤️

I suspect there is no hour of the day you aren't thinking about cumming into hefty Huggies.

No more hands.

No more partners.

No more holes.

No more toys.

The only thing that should ever give your baby bits pleasure is a thick diaper full of your own filth.

It's all you will ever need.

It's all you will ever want.

Embrace being a #diapercuck

#abdl #goodboyfics

No more hands.

No more partners.

No more holes.

No more toys.

The only thing that should ever give your baby bits pleasure is a thick diaper full of your own filth.

It's all you will ever need.

It's all you will ever want.

Embrace being a #diapercuck

#abdl #goodboyfics