EddieVodka

If you're not into collllegee football ok, if you're not into UT football thats a sin

He's probably asking: Where are you from? Are you illegal? No? Here is some candy. Your parents will get the bill on the way out. We don't do socialism here.

You should respect what others like.
If someone likes xx song, movie, whatever, don't say "no, that's some stupid shit" and invalidate their opinion.
Just say "it's not for me". Neutral and non-offensive.
Unless it's voting, and they vote GOP/MAGA, then yeah: That's some stupid shit.
#FuckTrump

11 years there changed my life. Why? It's the people.
From me to you #Eire
#Ireland

Nah, not until it is finished and the bill comes due.

María Corina Machado, say her name bitch.

Same, that's why I have my buddy spot it, then he loses it.

Republicans' worst fears come true, interspecies dance party.

It's like they are floating checks.

He was showing her his pseudo penis cause he doesn't have one.

Maybe it's just me, but I get all warm and fuzzy watching Sovereign Citizens get powned by police and the courts on You Tube.

I mean you can actually literally say, brown Jesus or white Jesus?

It's like watching a real-life Mean Girls.

If gold is the measure of what mangotits deems success, then Lil Wayne is the man! (he's the man anyway)

Gonna be hard to make a movie set in Paris France, filmed in Paris, Texas.

gross

I play a lot of golf, and I have noticed in the last 2 years that a whole new breed of asshole has started playing or following the sport.

Gotta continue the grift.

Cartoon by @andertoon.bsky.social.

Irony, that statement coming from a useless bag of wind.

That's why I go to Europe on my holidays - to get away from them.

8 years later - still can't defend his wife against Trump.

If you put Stephen Miller in a bag of dicks, you wouldn't be able to find him.

I'm not sure about you guys. But I think it's high time we had a Neil Patrick Harris day. #NeilPatrickHarris

It was an immigrant = he wasn't
It was a trans person = he wasn't
It was a gang member = he wasn't
It was a democrat = he wasn't
It was because he was radicalized by his parents = he wasn't (son of a LEO)
He was radicalized by college = he wasn't

Next up on the docket: It was video games

No one should be a victim of gun violence.
It's the guns.
But in the end, you reap what you sow.

"It's a hoax! A hoax I tell you! I was an FBI informant!" Fat orange sack of shit.