@lockbit.bsky.social
~ The fastest ransomware since 2019 ~ Parody account, not affiliated with the actual LockBit.
the ALLEGATIONS that the food poisoning in our burger king location was caused by rat feces is UNFOUNDED and RIDICULOUS.
09.06.2025 22:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0the lockbit collaboration with little caesars pizza will still go through as planned, 14.99 deal with lockbit 2 liter mountain dew and lockbit pizza that taste like switch carts thats deep dish. ITS HAPPENING!!!!
09.06.2025 22:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0we are working with our partners to fix this sorry for the wait.
09.06.2025 22:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0the lockbit mountain dew flavor is delayed
09.06.2025 22:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0we're so back
27.08.2023 01:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0no we do not have any connection or affiliation to the 9 trey bloods.
22.08.2023 16:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0there will be no lockbit burger either because we missed our goals on lockbit green #noburger
21.08.2023 22:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0oops i meant burger king in new york not dennys in new york my bad i dont own a dennys
21.08.2023 22:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0we regret to update all affiliates we left lockbit 2.0 source code on usb stick at dennys during vacation. Apolgies.
21.08.2023 22:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Black Cat
(2022)
please dont call us lockshit we are faster than that taco bell burrito and baja blast leaving your bowels after late night #lockbit #fast
21.08.2023 18:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0stealbit update soon. sneedbit extra most faster stealing usless documents!!!
21.08.2023 18:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0sorry about blogleaks issue we are busy arguing over dumb conti remake ETA when we get around 2 it
21.08.2023 18:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0new release spergbit coming soon
21.08.2023 17:59 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
