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Eric Rutulante

@cat-man-eric.bsky.social

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This.

24.02.2025 02:26 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

I still can’t get over how shitty Kanye’s swastika T-shirts were. I washed mine ONCE and it shrunk two sizes. This country is going down the tubes.

23.02.2025 17:14 — 👍 15158    🔁 634    💬 601    📌 54
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Wouldn't it just be a damn shame if EVERYONE emailed their five accomplishments, or 5 thoughts, or insults for Elon, to OPM as they requested of federal employees, thereby crashing the site?

Sounds like good trouble to me. PASS IT ON.

23.02.2025 15:38 — 👍 5168    🔁 2140    💬 537    📌 178

Fly Eagles Fly!

24.02.2025 02:23 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Seen in Saugerties, NY 🏳️‍⚧️

24.02.2025 02:22 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Ding ding ding…

20.01.2025 23:56 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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👀

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No, I didn't 😭

17.01.2025 00:51 — 👍 2449    🔁 423    💬 294    📌 66

I’m so tired of seeing how the sausage is made and not just happily eating sausage.

That’s a mix of metaphor and tinnitus with a love of phallic meets. I mean meats.

15.01.2025 02:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If brains were black powder, Marjorie Taylor Greene couldn’t even blow her nose.

13.01.2025 16:39 — 👍 9009    🔁 726    💬 314    📌 48
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In my mastication era.

14.01.2025 04:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Who hasn’t had the same idea?

14.01.2025 04:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Today’s deep thought: pizza will never hurt you the way those therapy dolls do. Nobody ever says, “show me on this pizza where the pepperoni hurt you”.

I apologize, this is a mixture of thc, covid and golden cakes. My last good brain cells took the night off to see Wicked. #threeplyinggravity

14.01.2025 04:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Are you accepting applications for interns??

14.01.2025 04:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
13.01.2025 03:38 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You had me at “$3.99 meatball subs”.

13.01.2025 03:34 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Ren - Bitter Sweet Symphony (Live)
YouTube video by Ren Ren - Bitter Sweet Symphony (Live)

What is this magic? www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4Gz... h/t @mcuban.bsky.social

12.01.2025 16:48 — 👍 400    🔁 49    💬 30    📌 2
Picture of one eyed tabby curled up on a blanket.

Picture of one eyed tabby curled up on a blanket.

My first post feels like it should be significant. For posterity.

I’m having performance anxiety as I see my available characters dwindling and I’ve nothing of wit to say.

Here’s a picture of a cat with one eye. She’s asleep though. She could barely keep her eye open.

13.01.2025 03:16 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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