Reverend Donk Bonkers

So I’m doing a 30 (ish) day plank challenge.

Today was Day 18 & never in a million years did I think I could plank for 2:30.

30 seconds on Day 1 seemed like an eternity but here we are.

#JustKeepGoing I guess

Trump is a cuck

Probably give him troops to just take all of Ukraine

two men are standing next to each other in a dark room and talking . ALT: two men are standing next to each other in a dark room and talking .

I need to watch PCU again.

How many times will Trump fellate Putin in Alaska?

Just wait until they put a nuclear reactor on it.

And then let’s see your follow up essay.🤪

Supporting the OG on Friday night.

@joeovies.bsky.social

#WheresGiglio
#OakwoodPizzaBox
#CapitalPizzaBox

Dean Cain was a much more believable Scott Peterson than Superman.

And I appreciated that I didn’t have to ask for it.

And he called it the gray hair discount, which maybe is a little better?

Apparently I’m now old…

Like South Park said...

#eatabagofdicks

Monday
Tuesday
Wednesday
Thursday
Friday

#FirstWorldProblems

I have to be up at 4:30am to serve as an airport shuttle so of course it’ll be a shorter day

Ager Verification? I saw Richard Todd lead the Jets against the Steelers...at Shea Stadium.

I hate this.

Update?

What if…

David Gordon’s FG, which started right but knuckled back between the goalposts, kept going right?

Find this
Drink it
Thank me later

Exactly

This isn’t difficult

Take him down too

PlayStation works for me but I refuse to play any form of XBox

Hey Jasmine Paolini,

Maybe start fucking playing better.

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Cult

Ok so here’s my villain origin story; & a potential confession.

The speed limit on most of I-540 is 70mph.

1.) If you motherfuckers continue to do 60, we’re going to have problems.
2.) If you motherfuckers continue to drive < than 70 in the PASSING lane, we’re going to have a problem.

#Warned

My dad grilled but couldn't cook.
Mom couldn't cook.

Absolutely self taught.

Terry Bollea...Still dead