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Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Oh shit that was a good idea 😳😂 I rage panicked and closed the app until I forgot about it

Yeeeah.. I too was violated by that grown ass Tommy Pickles on accident 🤢

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The Campfire Song Song

I ain’t stopped yet 😈😂

Got that ass again

Somebody take the disc of 2025 out and clean it 😩

If I'm driving straight and you decide to turn in front of me...I'm not slowing down. Let's see if you calculated right or if you thought I was going to tap the brakes for you. Sometimes I'll hit the gas for giggles.

➡️ January 20: FAA director fired
➡️ January 21: Air Traffic Controller hiring frozen
➡️ January 22: Aviation Safety Advisory Committee disbanded
➡️ January 28: Buyout/retirement demand sent to existing employees
➡️ January 29: First American mid-air collision in 16 years

Making America Great Again!

taking precautions just in case jared fogle happens to be behind the counter

All the time

Initial Rescissions Of Harmful Executive Orders And Actions – The White House By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America, it is hereby ordered as

I implore everyone to read the list of Executive Orders and educate yourselves on what is going on under this new administration.

Yes 🤨 I been telling people I’m 5’7 for 15 years 😂 I’m 5’6 1/2 🤫

Why the fuck was we drinking Hypnotiq in high school? Why did we do that?

When your marketing department understands the assignment…
Well done, #Heinz, well done!

#Mustaaaaaaaaard
#KendrickLamar

Peekaboo is the one!

protect your womb ladies

Non Degrassi fans just now finding out how messy Aubrey is
Degrassi Stans meanwhile remember he beeeeeeeen messy

Jimmy and Ashley I mean hello?!
And that’s just the start we ain’t forget

Go cry again Jimmy Brooks

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Lmao here I was thinking I’m the only one being this level of nosy 🤣

This is the whitest thing he has ever done. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Spinner would be so disappointed that Jimmy is moving like this

I truly have no argument for this. I was personally triggered as a Libra lmao but you told no lies 😂

This shit right here .. 😑😑. I was ruint. RUINT! Now I watch it all the time 😂

My heart is at peace

Me too 😑 I was so distressed, I was about to throw this app away 😂

Effective December 1st, we will draw upon our inspiration from TLC by adopting our 2025 zero tolerance policy for scrubs. Per our policy, a “scrub” constitutes the following:

-MAGA people
-Coons
-Climate change deniers
-Anti-Vaxxers
-People who believe Tupac is alive
-Police

#Blacksky

I got long thumbs that’s how. Watch me regret admittin that shit on the Internet 🤦🏽‍♀️😂

Nah. My back can get bigger I fear