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He's insane isn't he? I mean actually insane.
This man has access to the nuclear codes.
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Yes Jacob, but I expect these ladies don't hunt and torture animals for sport.
WAR in IRAN.
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Call me Mr Bastard, but might I suggest a prison sentence would be more of a deterrent than a fine the consumers will end up paying?
LONDON CALLING! Hammersmith Apollo this autumn.
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From my 2018 tour.
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Research for my new show The End of The World According to Jonathan Pie is going well. Looks to be my most hilarious show yet! Lots of lols.
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Labour has just had a shocking defeat. Meanwhile at the other end of the spectrum we have Rupert Lowe:
"Anyone who would rather watch reruns of Mahabharat than Only Fools and Horses shall be deported."
What a fucking state UK politics is in right now.
The Gorton and Denton result should be a brutal wake-up call for Labour - but I'm not convinced they've even plugged the alarm clock in yet.
I'm in no way opposed to enforcing headphones on public transport. I do not want to listen to other people's shit music. But linking this to 'foreigners' is bizarre. What else will mass deportations fix? People not putting their trolley back after a big Asda shop? Chewing loudly? Farting in lifts?
Hammersmith Apollo this Halloween!
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Apparently there are a lot of people around today who are under the impression that Tourette’s is something that can be controlled. I wonder if these are the same people who would tell someone with chronic depression to just 'cheer up'?
Now that's just rubbing salt into the wound isn't it?
Andrew Mountbatten Windsor has been arrested on suspicion of misconduct in public office. You can be assured he will be having a FUCKING AWFUL birthday today.
Well, I think we can safely say Labour have now well and truly outdone the Tories on this one.
Well done, I guess. 🙄
You mean they realised that legally they were on thin ice? A 'win' for Reform, and another embarrassing U-turn for Labour. FFS.
Give her what she really wants this Valentine's Day. Me.
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How can Starmer regain any authority or respect after this?
Keir today! Gone tomorrow?
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Wait, has he even done a U-turn on this own resignation?
"I'm too smart to read".
I have nothing more to add to this.
Donald J. Trump.
President of the United States.
Classy as ever.
Can Starmer survive this one?
Trump's skin is thinner than a paper straw halfway through a McDonald's milkshake.
