From my 2018 tour.
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From my 2018 tour.
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Research for my new show The End of The World According to Jonathan Pie is going well. Looks to be my most hilarious show yet! Lots of lols.
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Labour has just had a shocking defeat. Meanwhile at the other end of the spectrum we have Rupert Lowe:
"Anyone who would rather watch reruns of Mahabharat than Only Fools and Horses shall be deported."
What a fucking state UK politics is in right now.
The Gorton and Denton result should be a brutal wake-up call for Labour - but I'm not convinced they've even plugged the alarm clock in yet.
27.02.2026 11:52 — 👍 273 🔁 34 💬 11 📌 3I'm in no way opposed to enforcing headphones on public transport. I do not want to listen to other people's shit music. But linking this to 'foreigners' is bizarre. What else will mass deportations fix? People not putting their trolley back after a big Asda shop? Chewing loudly? Farting in lifts?
24.02.2026 12:27 — 👍 261 🔁 33 💬 14 📌 1
Hammersmith Apollo this Halloween!
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A Royal Reckoning.
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Apparently there are a lot of people around today who are under the impression that Tourette’s is something that can be controlled. I wonder if these are the same people who would tell someone with chronic depression to just 'cheer up'?
23.02.2026 10:49 — 👍 343 🔁 45 💬 22 📌 2
A Royal Reckoning.
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Now that's just rubbing salt into the wound isn't it?
19.02.2026 12:42 — 👍 496 🔁 107 💬 29 📌 7Andrew Mountbatten Windsor has been arrested on suspicion of misconduct in public office. You can be assured he will be having a FUCKING AWFUL birthday today.
19.02.2026 12:11 — 👍 260 🔁 23 💬 34 📌 2
Well, I think we can safely say Labour have now well and truly outdone the Tories on this one.
Well done, I guess. 🙄
You mean they realised that legally they were on thin ice? A 'win' for Reform, and another embarrassing U-turn for Labour. FFS.
16.02.2026 15:29 — 👍 138 🔁 21 💬 15 📌 3
Give her what she really wants this Valentine's Day. Me.
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How can Starmer regain any authority or respect after this?
11.02.2026 11:24 — 👍 176 🔁 48 💬 6 📌 4
Keir today! Gone tomorrow?
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Wait, has he even done a U-turn on this own resignation?
09.02.2026 00:26 — 👍 112 🔁 18 💬 6 📌 1
"I'm too smart to read".
I have nothing more to add to this.
Donald J. Trump.
President of the United States.
Classy as ever.
05.02.2026 13:02 —
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Can Starmer survive this one?
04.02.2026 13:40 — 👍 140 🔁 20 💬 36 📌 11
Trump's skin is thinner than a paper straw halfway through a McDonald's milkshake.
30.01.2026 12:17 — 👍 365 🔁 70 💬 47 📌 20This should never, under any circumstances, ever, be considered ‘normal’.
29.01.2026 10:28 — 👍 539 🔁 203 💬 13 📌 27
Terror in America.
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27.01.2026 12:43 — 👍 80 🔁 23 💬 6 📌 2
It's not even the Tory-lite Party any more, is it?
It's just The Tories - with special guest star, Nigel Farage.
There has to be somewhere between: 'let absolutely anyone/everyone into your country', and: 'execute people in the streets'. Reform appear to be in favour of the latter.
26.01.2026 11:36 — 👍 261 🔁 49 💬 22 📌 6At this time I would like to make it known that I do not give one single flying, or indeed walking, fuck about the 'Beckham family drama'. Thank you.
23.01.2026 11:22 — 👍 581 🔁 29 💬 29 📌 5Aw, don’t be mean. Just let him have it.
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