Callie Cat

Callie Cat

@calliecat.bsky.social

(she/her) I sit on your keyboard and meow at you until you give me pets 💖 suit by Poe Productions 💚 SF bay area 💖 born 1993, content may be 18+ (minors dni) 💚 💍 @kaijuchomps.bsky.social

627 Followers 351 Following 1,997 Posts Joined Jul 2023
27 minutes ago

This could turn out to be very powerful for how little effort it actually takes. Just read the instructions, follow the link, and submit a comment, doesn’t have to be anything more than “I strongly support this proposal”

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1 month ago

Weed before cider, you meet the spider. Cider before weed, the centipede.

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1 month ago

rt if u hate nazis and love boobs

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1 day ago

“Steve really hasn’t been the same since that character-building event in his backstory happened to him”

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3 days ago
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Today is international womens day

But what does it mean to be "into national women"?

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2 days ago

Me: Actually I only get waterboarded with ethically sourced distilled alkali water.

My CIA interrogator: What?

Me: Did you even sterilize those pliers between uses? Do you have an autoclave?

Mr. CIA: Please stop.

Me: Safeword isn't my safeword, so don't stop if I say it.

CIA: Leave me alone.

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2 days ago
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Commission for @stargazernue.bsky.social!

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dancing green but i turn him into a little mochi thing

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5 days ago

retweet if youre a proud cartoon gooner that hates every member of bluesky staff equally 🤍

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4 days ago

visibly liberal burrito wins every time

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5 days ago
Screenshot of Mostly Mammals' original single Set Me Down now available on Bandcamp. Promotional graphic for Bandcamp Friday, March 6.

Our latest single is now live! Go get it on Bandcamp! It's also #BandcampFriday today... what a coincidence 😏 #furry #music #musicsky #newrelease #indieband

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4 days ago

it increases crit chance by 2000% and inverts all your type disadvantages, but if you take critical damage it kills your pokémon and your entire party and it sends your opponent 50 actual dollars

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4 days ago

Besides my wonderful wife, I have no one to talk to about production ideas and techniques, nobody to show my work to, nobody to bounce ideas off of or help me out of a rut, and every social media interaction feels superfluous when everyone has to be promoting and pitching their own work…

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4 days ago

i’ve been thinking a lot over the past 24 hours about how making music is such a lonely and isolating experience for me, and how it’s been that way since i started doing it in 2012, and I don’t know how i can change that or how i want things to change, and it’s got me really depressed

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5 days ago

omfg i haven’t seen that wolfgang gartner record in a lifetime and a half

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5 days ago

i’m not sure if it’s worse to believe that my boss is enthusiastically pro-AI when he tells all of his employees that they’re required to use it in their coding work, or to believe that he actually doesn’t like AI or think it’s good but requires his employees to use it anyway

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6 days ago
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Don't you just hate when you get hypnotized by a crime boss into giving up all your food (and maybe working for him in the future oops)

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6 days ago
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a picture of a woman standing in front of culver 's chicken nuggets Alt: Autistic By Chance/Woman By Choice/Culver's Fan By The Grace Of God (Cheesecurds please)

the culver's tenor gif meta has gotten fucking insane

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1 week ago
recolored and hastily edited windows 11 background. it says windows 13 and it's green

Windows 13 rumored to "suck your dick clean off", per sources close to Microsoft.

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1 week ago

YOU’LL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE! *dies*

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1 week ago

bucket list item

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1 week ago

Contempt of court probably feels good as hell for the three seconds before the bailiff grabs you

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1 week ago

all these elites with their fancy titles and pedigrees, like “graduated college” and “has a doctorate” and “spent decades researching these topics” and “pioneered the medical field with revolutionary new knowledge” and “doesn’t need to platform their opinions with mediocre podcasters”

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I love when my phone shows me my favorite picture of me and my wife

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1 week ago

oh the version of this meme that has stayed in my head the longest is the version where the text is read out by a female text to speech voice

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1 week ago

I even read it in her voice……

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1 week ago

BREAKING: Today Bernie Sanders is proposing new legislation to raise $4.4 trillion in taxes from America’s billionaires — a move that would virtually cut their massive fortunes in half.

A chunk of the money raised would go toward sending a $3K stimulus check to every person earning under $150K.

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3 weeks ago
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good morning community

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1 week ago
ICE Contracts - Distributed Denial of Secrets Details on ICE contracts with over 6,000 different entities ranging from private businesses to government agencies and even dozens of universities. Some of the notable firms include Anduril, HBGary,…

ICE Contracts (17 MB)

Details on ICE contracts with over 6,000 different entities. Some of the notable firms include Anduril, HBGary, L3Harris, Microsoft, Oracle, Palantir and Raytheon.

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