guys you have no idea how big i used to be on twitter. tell your girlfriend proetrie says hi
01.05.2023 02:32 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@proetrie.bsky.social
i gave up my twitter to create bangers on bluesky (parody I swear)
guys you have no idea how big i used to be on twitter. tell your girlfriend proetrie says hi
01.05.2023 02:32 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0when I'm starving for attention I hit up bluesky for zero engagement
29.04.2023 03:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0...just assume their persona before they have a chance to setup an account here
28.04.2023 19:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Bluesky is an alleyway where homeless people shout disorganized incoherent ramblings to no one in particular
28.04.2023 19:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0my girl is new to bluesky. she has no idea how big i used to be on twitter
28.04.2023 02:59 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i created a new twitter account before i nuked main. twitter dms were a constant source of leads and entertainment in my old account. you guys really have no idea what type of power i had... lack of dms is why my girl trusts me on bluesky. shes the total package, knows how difficult this is for me
27.04.2023 22:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0..erating
27.04.2023 21:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0generous lover
27.04.2023 11:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0sean but not seen
27.04.2023 11:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0hey look it's me noisé, partner at sequoia capital. we find and invest in the best companies, like matchmakers. we've had great successes, like my love life. Looking for a risky investment? Let me help
26.04.2023 02:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0God I miss twitter...
25.04.2023 18:47 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0gonna miss those twitter DMs though fr.... like david letterman, a new 10 every night (ask your parents)
24.04.2023 00:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0they still talk about me on twitter. goddamn i was a fucking legend over there hand to god
23.04.2023 13:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0goddamn it i shouldn't have nuked my twitter. this relationship ain't working out...
23.04.2023 13:50 — 👍 8 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 090% of women are looking for 6% of men
23.04.2023 06:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0had dinner with a friend who runs a dating app last night—what’s happening now is that women are “settling”. women are realizing that the in demand dude will rarely respond/make a choice so a large % of high elo women are now focused on average/low elo men instead of their equals
23.04.2023 06:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Just a test to make sure I'm free from spam on bluesky: Bitcoin, NFTs, Doge.
23.04.2023 03:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0PLANTS = MEDICINE, BRO!
23.04.2023 03:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0It's a relief to be able to post without the trolling that followed every tweet
23.04.2023 01:03 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0She said no more tweets...posts she didn't mention
23.04.2023 00:43 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0showing_daniel
23.04.2023 00:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Accept no imitations
23.04.2023 00:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0posts > tweets
23.04.2023 00:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0From dust you came, and to dust you shall return...also it's kinda dusty in between
22.04.2023 23:36 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Lack of gif is okay, but lack of poll isnt
22.04.2023 16:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Just gonna mirror tweets, don't know if I can handle another layer of alts
22.04.2023 16:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Cats are mysterious little animals
22.04.2023 12:58 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0