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@proetrie.bsky.social

i gave up my twitter to create bangers on bluesky (parody I swear)

74 Followers  |  16 Following  |  27 Posts  |  Joined: 22.04.2023  |  1.2499

Latest posts by proetrie.bsky.social on Bluesky


guys you have no idea how big i used to be on twitter. tell your girlfriend proetrie says hi

01.05.2023 02:32 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

when I'm starving for attention I hit up bluesky for zero engagement

29.04.2023 03:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

...just assume their persona before they have a chance to setup an account here

28.04.2023 19:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Bluesky is an alleyway where homeless people shout disorganized incoherent ramblings to no one in particular

28.04.2023 19:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

my girl is new to bluesky. she has no idea how big i used to be on twitter

28.04.2023 02:59 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i created a new twitter account before i nuked main. twitter dms were a constant source of leads and entertainment in my old account. you guys really have no idea what type of power i had... lack of dms is why my girl trusts me on bluesky. shes the total package, knows how difficult this is for me

27.04.2023 22:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

..erating

27.04.2023 21:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

generous lover

27.04.2023 11:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

sean but not seen

27.04.2023 11:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

hey look it's me noisé, partner at sequoia capital. we find and invest in the best companies, like matchmakers. we've had great successes, like my love life. Looking for a risky investment? Let me help

26.04.2023 02:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

God I miss twitter...

25.04.2023 18:47 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

gonna miss those twitter DMs though fr.... like david letterman, a new 10 every night (ask your parents)

24.04.2023 00:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

they still talk about me on twitter. goddamn i was a fucking legend over there hand to god

23.04.2023 13:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

goddamn it i shouldn't have nuked my twitter. this relationship ain't working out...

23.04.2023 13:50 — 👍 8    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

90% of women are looking for 6% of men

23.04.2023 06:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

had dinner with a friend who runs a dating app last night—what’s happening now is that women are “settling”. women are realizing that the in demand dude will rarely respond/make a choice so a large % of high elo women are now focused on average/low elo men instead of their equals

23.04.2023 06:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Just a test to make sure I'm free from spam on bluesky: Bitcoin, NFTs, Doge.

23.04.2023 03:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

PLANTS = MEDICINE, BRO!

23.04.2023 03:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It's a relief to be able to post without the trolling that followed every tweet

23.04.2023 01:03 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

She said no more tweets...posts she didn't mention

23.04.2023 00:43 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

showing_daniel

23.04.2023 00:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Accept no imitations

23.04.2023 00:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

posts > tweets

23.04.2023 00:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

From dust you came, and to dust you shall return...also it's kinda dusty in between

22.04.2023 23:36 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Lack of gif is okay, but lack of poll isnt

22.04.2023 16:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Just gonna mirror tweets, don't know if I can handle another layer of alts

22.04.2023 16:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Cats are mysterious little animals

22.04.2023 12:58 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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