this post deserves to be presented to you by having an index card moved down word by word with photos taken of your face after every new reveal
Ironic that his favorite pastime in life was also a series of strokes.
My dentist can do it all, from a simple cleaning to identifying my charred remains
Every one of these dudes has an amygdala larger than their frontal lobe.
This shit where she's a terrorist but we're sad she died doesn't make any sense. Just go all the way asshole!
Fascist, or nasogastric tube fetishist?
happy thanksgiving everyone
i bet elon probably isn't that good at drinking piss but load taking ability really is more about the other guys. and he could afford to bring in the best
Aren't all of the recent 'trade deals' predicated on threats of high tariffs? Assuming they're invalidated by the SC does that basically void all of them? If so lol.
On reflection giving the Nobel to someone who shares his worldview is still a slap in the face: look we’d give it to you but you’re so annoying.
Excited to watch this approach interface with AI video over the next few years!
The Beto calf cramp lady is ready to burn down Hakeem Jeffries’ house over his non-endorsement of Zohran!
The alleged shooter was reportedly an evangelical Trump supporter who preached against abortion and LGBTQ people. He had a hit list of dozens of Democrats as well as Planned Parenthood figures.
The Nazi news anchor on Succession was the most realistic character on the show somehow.
wendy's cashier: will that be all?
me: i think so. we just close our eyes for the last time and we're gone. but it doesn't have to be sad. it's like before you were born. we don't miss those who haven't happened yet. we don't feel their absence
wendy's cashier: mothers do. i do
Bring back decorative globes
Since @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social is so concerned about @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social housing maybe he should address his own property tax bill of just $213 a year thanks to a sweetheart deal he supported when he served in the state Assembly that will last through 2032. nypost.com/2022/01/23/r...
It’s very funny that negotiation is so central to his image and he turns out to be uniquely terrible at it.
knowing "how the computer works" is quickly going from "advantageous skillset in office job" to "godlike degree of metacognition when navigating reality"
Assume someone told him he couldn’t go up there for safety reasons; I think you could get him to the top of the StL Arch (a presidential no go zone due to protection issues) the same way.
Zohran didn't win by relying on standard turnout patterns. We had to fundamentally transform the Democratic electorate.
I was part of a group of NYC-DSA members that applied lessons from our previous campaigns to design the “universe” of voters to talk to. Here's how we won 🧵
They waited *more than an hour* to enter the Hortman home after watching Mark Hortman get shot in the doorway
Unbelievably tragic & heartbreaking
And, of course, they publicly congratulated themselves on a great, lifesaving police response when they’d let a lawmaker bleed out. Uvalde is everywhere
The only consequence of the defamation trial is that Higgins is forced to remove the word “useful.”
As with everything like this his take is you’d be stupid not to if you can, and how can you really argue?
Never bring a knife to a gun fight. Unless you're whittling the likenesses of the belligerents
Don’t all of these people believe Warp Speed resulted in approval of deadly agents?
Wild story: a quality manager who warned about the shoddy construction of Boeing 787 Dreamliner planes was particularly concerned about the ones sent to Air India in 2014. That's when the Air India jet that crashed today was sent.
prospect.org/economy/2025...
Just walkmogged some waitcucks at a traffic light’s pedestrian crossing. Enjoy the cold, dears - I’ll be over here, fifteen steps ahead of you and in touch with my city’s heartbeat
Especially if it’s Stephen Miller.
You do realize pee is actually just squirt…
