Ryan "McLaffyTaffy" Capps

I never could have guessed the most difficult job I'd ever have would be convincing musicians to let me give them money that's literally already theirs.

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Dark Crosses by Nouveau Arcade is out now.
Available everywhere. ⚡️🖤

We’re back.

A brief statement on where Ninety9Lives has been (and where it’s going next).

Signal restored.

At the stroke of midnight on Jan 1, I retired from content creation to focus full-time on going back into music. Including re-launching my music label (that we purchased back) in 2026. Exciting stuff.

Live on the ground in war-torn Portland, where lawlessness is forcing food and provisions to be brought in by train.

It's always comforting to see @northerniion.bsky.social on the jetway to all my Delta flights.

The Party: @nerdimmersion.com @mylawyerfriend.bsky.social @rayapollo.bsky.social @taffy.bsky.social

twitch.tv/CaptainRoBear
youtube.com/CaptainRoBear

Perhaps the only upside to 2025 is that gamers are eating GOOD.

The Party: @nerdimmersion.com @mylawyerfriend.bsky.social @rayapollo.bsky.social @taffy.bsky.social

twitch.tv/CaptainRoBear
youtube.com/CaptainRoBear

Their final roll, their final reckoning. At the end of all things, our heroes face Death itself.

The Campaign 2 finale is LIVE! Featuring:
@taffy.bsky.social
@drakoniques.itch.io
@andylunique.bsky.social &
@versachiko.bsky.social!

Download. Listen. Share. Enjoy the end:
linktr.ee/ForgottenPaths

If you post recipes that claim "30 minutes cook time" and then the first instruction is "marinate 24 hours", you should be charged with a crime.

Our heroes come face to face with a familiar face, but can they stomach a deal with a devil?

Episode 58 is LIVE! Ft. @taffy.bsky.social, @andylunique.bsky.social, @versachiko.bsky.social, @drakoniques.itch.io, and... @seum.bsky.social!?

Download, listen, share, review:
linktr.ee/ForgottenPaths

I broke down with a friend and bought a $900 box of Marvel Masterpiece cards for a St Jude segment.

It apparently awakened something in me.

If anyone is wondering what a $10000 box of cardboard looks like...

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Friend: I'm gonna recommend you for a creator program. If you're accepted, though, they'll insist you visit India.

Me:

Thinking about planting fall crops, spring crops were awesome (mostly peppers and tomatoes) but I think they're all about done.

Down to the last 5 episodes! Locke discovers his long-forgotten past while Ifeoma and Burnis try to keep Mizuki from trouble.

Ep 56 is LIVE! Ft. @andylunique.bsky.social, @drakoniques.itch.io, @taffy.bsky.social, & @versachiko.bsky.social.

Download, listen, share, review:
linktr.ee/ForgottenPaths

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He's a dapper dad

Someone in another streamer's chat told me I had a Fred Flintstone laugh, and that has to be the wildest, most accurate compliment I've ever received.

I'm like the secret service for our most important woodland dignitaries.

Our heroes must stop a rogue priest before he recreates a cataclysm on an epic scale.

Ep. 53 is LIVE! Ft. @taffy.bsky.social, @versachiko.bsky.social, @andylunique.bsky.social, & @drakoniques.itch.io, w/ GM @mylawyerfriend.bsky.social!

Download, listen, share, and enjoy:
linktr.ee/ForgottenPaths

So @madrinas.com is hitting us with a summer sale! Not only are they dropping monster discounts, but my code (TAFFY) puts even more savings on top of the sale price!

Now's the time to try that refresher or bean or blend you've been eyeing!

madrinas.com

#ad

To be fair, the antipasto salad is the invitation.

Using this 4th to celebrate my family, friends and washing down the hot dogs with a delicious Juice Force from Voodoo Ranger.

#LiveRangerously today, but keep all of your toes and fingers (that's how you hold the beer).

@newbelgium.bsky.social

#ad

I had a dream last night that Freddy Krueger was my dad.

And I was super pissed because he kept killing my friends every time I had a sleepover.

As Omati descends into madness, our heroes push onward to save the city from creeping doom.

Ep 50 is LIVE! Ft @drakoniques.itch.io, @versachiko.bsky.social, @taffy.bsky.social, & @andylunique.bsky.social, w/ GM @mylawyerfriend.bsky.social.

Download, listen, share & review!
linktr.ee/ForgottenPaths

Lucky to catch Vana last night at @thebroadberry.bsky.social along with Nightlife, Daisy Grenade and Honey Revenge.

Awesome night, vibes immaculate.

Amidst the shelves of the avian-themed bookstore Tits Tits Tits 2, a surprise awaits our heroes...

Ep 48 is LIVE! Ft @andylunique.bsky.social, @taffy.bsky.social, @versachiko.bsky.social, & @drakoniques.itch.io! GM'd by @mylawyerfriend.bsky.social

Download, listen, share!
linktr.ee/@forgottenpaths

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I'm at Indie Week in Manhattan, and a guy at a bar last night said "This is my first time in the United States, and you're the most American thing I've seen so far. Just awesome! I love it!"