🌿 Allison

I really have nothing to say anymore? So here’s a glimpse into my favorite night of the month — nostalgic Pizza Hut night.

I don’t know how to use Bluesky because
A) I deleted Twitter in probably 2016 or 2017
B) I have nothing important to say
and C) all my shitposting is in meme reposting form

because it for real traumatized me like I do not want to hurt the horse but WHY ARE THESE BUTTONS SO COUNTERINTUITIVE

Ok look, gonna try this goddamn game again that I got as a gift many years ago & I know it’s incredible and totally up my alley but LISTEN. The reason I tried but couldn’t continue is because the controls for Rockstar games are so ass-backwards to me and I kept ACCIDENTALLY PUNCHING MY HORSE OK?!

So patronizing when the dentist patiently explains how to floss. I'm not a baby who doesn't know how to do basic things. I'm a baby who doesn't wanna

Portuguese editorial cartoonist Zez Vaz reaches back to Tiananmen Square to call on American defiance.

a picture of a wawa store with cars parked outside ALT: a picture of a wawa store with cars parked outside

Me earlier

Made it 1/3 of the way to destination, to my hometown for a stopover night. There was much rejoicing, and Wawa. Now I’m all about that 💤honkshoooo😴

The stress is incapacitating me today

I’ve been struggling to get out of bed for like a month now is this good

I don’t know how I can survive 4 years of waking up every day and fearing what breaking news occurred while I slept.

It’s….. fun!

It disturbs me how infrequently the world discusses how insanely hot Dr. Alan Grant is

Sometimes you need to find pleasant distractions from all the dark & disturbing news — like spending 3 hours researching the 15th/16th-century English sweating sickness because you’ve earned it sweetie

Today’s daily dose of small joy: photos from the Vermont town where Beetlejuice was filmed. I drove up there shortly after the sequel had wrapped filming. It is legitimately as tiny & quiet as it seemed in the movie (the original, at least).

SPICY spot! I’m sure she’s taking it like a champ.

Today’s inconsequential post: Halloween has always been the MOST important day. I was adamant on being Simba the year The Lion King came out. The fake blood used for my brother’s werewolf costume exploded in the basement a few months later and we continued to find it all over items years to come.

EA rereleased the original Sims game today & when I tell you that my house could be actively on fire and I’d still be sitting at my desk playing it tonight I’m deadly serious

Ok! I’m starting with this cool as fuck structure I saw in Ireland - the Gallarus Oratory - which is a bit of a historical & archaeological mystery (increasing its allure) but often believed to be religious in nature & dating to sometime between the 6th and 9th centuries.

jimmy crack corn and he eat world

I feel like I should just post something here that I like from my camera roll once a day that has no bearing on anything because the world itself is far too rough and saturated with horrors that maybe it will help my sanity just for a second

:clears throat:
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…Peepee poopoo

I guess I should post things now 😬

Sometimes you feel a STRONG urge to rage against the machine. Anyone with us?

This is my favorite song, ever ever ever.

First Post! Come see us debut in Worcester, MA in just under 2 months.

Never forget January 6th. Never forget January 6th. Never forget January 6th.