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NOT AGAIN YOU CAN'T

Various drawings of black cats with yellow eyes. Don't forget to be a little weirdo today.

Promised the kid back when she was like 7 that when she turned 13 I'd teach her how to play League of Legends

Guess who is 13 this year and didn't forget 😅 I wonder who she'll end up maining

I may start her on Sona bc Sona is simple to learn and, imo, a good starting point for a new player

So did Ghillan'nain and Elgar'nan get The Architect?

You barely forgot when I had it in my calendar every week >.>

So I need to set my calendar reminder to Sundays?

Wife is so good to me 😭

"Well if you use your fist to punch then punching is fisting!" I understand the reasoning but ✨️no✨️

When my kid was 6 I spent ages trying to make her understand "fisting" and "punching" were not the same thing and that "I'm fisting Anakin" is VERY different than "I'm punching Anakin"

Bring me to work so I can stand right outside of the deli and stare really hard every time someone gets mean to you until they're creeped out enough to stop

A small brown chihuahua mix wearing a blue winter coat stands in a circle surrounded by snow with snow all over his face

Little dude thought he'd walk right over the snow

Someone who i used to be close to screenshot posts of me talking about being a lesbian on here, and sent them to my mom, of all people. I wasn't out to her or ready to be out to her yet 🫤 Thankfully, she's pretty chill about LGBT people and is more confused than anything else

Stalking my bluesky to out me to my mom sure is fucking psychotic behavior from another queer person

Everyone on Facebook is like "delete tiktok bc it's now owned by a bad conservative guy!"

My sibling in Christ you are posting this on FACEBOOK, also owned by a bad conservative guy

Via Project Elvhen, "Telin" translates literally to "no blood", meaning "nobody/no one" so it felt fitting for the orphan raised by the Mourn Watch

Telin Ingellvar, a pale elf with pink eyes, face tattoos and wavy blue-grey hair pulled into a ponytail

Telin "Rook" Ingellvar, a pale elf with pink eyes, face tattoos and wavy blue-grey hair pulled into a ponytail. She has a slightly upturned nose, large ears, a rounded jaw and chin and deep set eyes. Her eyeliner is dark and green, and her lipstick are a deep pinkish-purple

A smiling Rook

Rook standing between Neve, Spite and Bellara. She is short and wide hipped with a slightly curvy figure

Telin "Rook" Ingellvar, necromancer
I think she's adorable

Next time I'll play a not-elf not-mage but this time we're going elf mage again

So ACTUALLY Critty builds the wall

But I throw hands in my sleep so... y'know. Totally fair. I knocked a tooth out of her mouth in my sleep a few years back 😭

Neither of us can sleep on our side to spoon anyway cause our necks are all fucked up

I throw hands in my sleep, it's for everyone's safety lmao

Good to see you again, it's been a min!

'Varric' pretending to be part of the conversation with Harding about finding Evka and Antoine is diabolical

But kinda funny that Harding walks in to you chatting to thin air, "am i interrupting something?" Naaah just Rook hallucinating, nbd

This is literally how @crittycent.bsky.social and I were

Girl math

Finally starting Veilguard again! I kept trying to restart but didn't want to give up the feeling of that first playthrough. But it's been a while now, so it is time

I can't drive irl but I'm the household Mario Kart champion

This time I kept trying to hit myself with shells so kiddo would win

It worked, she won 2 out of 4 races for the first time ever

Took a break lol

Day 13, hour 6: nothing

WHAT DID YOU DO

Fuck, man
I don't live in Lewiston but know folks who do. I hope ICE fails miserably.

Still being able to crash out while on seroquel, lamotrigine, clonidine, lexapro and wellbutrin has gotta be a talent right?

Yes I did just pull a tissue out of the box and had a spider jump out at the same time

Day 12, hour 7: not a damn thing again