this is a deep blue city in a Democratic trifecta state, yet everything the Trumpers do has its own direct analogue here. when the jackboots come how will we even notice
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Reminds me how disgraced *Democratic* Seattle mayor Jenny Durkan as US Attorney arrested a bunch of activists for vandalism, searched their homes for zines & black t-shirts, then kept them in solitary for 5 months to coerce them to rat out their friends
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Burl's talk show is TONIGHT 7:30 PM at Town Hall! Gonna be a good one, come see!
truly demented comment, no notes
to be clear, the tree did nothing wrong
in high school I'd sometimes enjoy a bottle of yoo-hoo on the way to school & I started putting the empty bottles on the branches of a small tree in the student parking lot. eventually this caught on & lots of ppl started putting yoo-hoo empties on "the yoo-hoo tree." the administration cut it down
Haven't been back, don't plan on ever going back. Who's next
The most powerful mascot in the city
Curby sighting!!
if you were on the fence about going out tonight or coming to the show, let me just say that without disclosing any further details that this is one you're gonna want to be there for and you'll be glad you did ;)
These portable public restrooms threaten the carefully protected heritage of Pioneer Square by robbing us of its historically accurate summertime urine stench
Howard Schultz was easily the most despised man in Seattle. He sold the Sonics and polled at 0% when he ran for president, lmao. In honor of his departure, here's a cartoon from The Vault featuring "Lil' Howie" the provocatively-shaped union-busting AI device (from Sept 2022)
can confirm, i had a client as a copywriter where my whole job was to fix all the horrible AI copy that a previous agency forced on them with no warning, totally riddled with basic factual errors
Burl Dirkman (the handyman alter-ego of @bretthamil.bsky.social) shares some useful advice on what your favorite old man snack says about you.
You can see Burl in action on March 14, alongside local favorites J. Kenji Lopez-Alt and @tomonakayama.bsky.social!
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lol ok cool
"Negative Creep"
#DOOMLOOP #Seattle @soseaemerald.bsky.social
My cartoon in the new Seattle's Child magazine
THIS WEDNESDAY is the next Joketellers Union! We've got Union Fave BERNICE LARSEN and a special musical accompanist MICHAEL GRANT from SHPILKIS plus a very big surprise you're gonna want to see
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"Millionaires Tax"
#DOOMLOOP #seattle @soseaemerald.bsky.social
This is a cartoon from 2021 that prominently features Jamie and his do-nothing brigade (also features Pollet, who is being challenged by @ronpdavis.bsky.social!) Been on this for awhile and it's finally happening. Now's the time
For everyone saying we need to primary feckless do-nothing Democrats, here's your chance. If you asked me at any point in the past decade+ which Democrats in Olympia have got to go, my answer would've been the same: Jamie Pedersen. Well, now he has a challenger. Let's do this!
Also THIS SATURDAY is the next installment of BURL DIRKMAN's new talk show with special guests KENJI LOPEZ-ALT and @tomonakayama.bsky.social! TIckets are moving fast!
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THIS WEDNESDAY is the next Joketellers Union! We've got Union Fave BERNICE LARSEN and a special musical accompanist MICHAEL GRANT from SHPILKIS plus a very big surprise you're gonna want to see
clockoutlounge.com/tm-event/emm...
"Millionaires Tax"
#DOOMLOOP #seattle @soseaemerald.bsky.social
Today's DOOM LOOP for @soseaemerald.bsky.social: "Millionaires Tax"
See the whole thing here: southseattleemerald.org/voices/2026/...
The ur-text of this line of thinking, of course, is Rob Saka complaining that an 8-inch traffic safety median was akin to Trump's border wall & "retraumatizing" to immigrants
My cartoon in the new Seattle's Child magazine
3 months later
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here's one from before Bsky, March 2023