Haydn, 🇵🇸

Sending Jojo Siwa to a conversion camp to make her a lesbian again

I’d rather be pissed off… then pissed on

Golden Lilly black tea and a knock off Red Bull after lunch

I miss him so much

Merry Libmas to all, and to all a good night

Good. But it's time for canonical penalties for collaborationists. Vance is a Catholic. Homan is a Catholic. Rubio is a Catholic. Leavitt is a Catholic. They all have bishops and who have a responsibility they must exercise on pain of damnation if they shirk it. Or perhaps Leo has to do it himself.

Started Little, Big again- I had begun it a while back but got too busy. Absolutely adoring it, thank you for the recommendation!

Obviously like, be normal. If she’s like awol for a little bit it’s fine to be like “hey you good?” But if it’s a pattern I promise you that you will be happier if just let literally pursue other people.

But like for real, someone needs to sit this young dudes down and communicate that if she is not actively pursuing you back she is not interested.

She’s just responding with one word answers? Not interested. Doesn’t text you first? Not interested. Respect your self guys seriously

How do you get other dudes to understand that this means she was not interested to begin with

I will say it is very nice to be able to post normally without 5000 frog accounts threatening to kill and rape my family

@pontevedrian.bsky.social you are the John Crowley respecter right?

The best part of fall occurs during the month of November. Best month by miles

THE KIDS HAD THEIR FUN ALREADY: Three young men dressed up for Halloween — a child's holiday. NOW IT'S REAL MEN'S TURN: A true alpha basting his turkey for the holiday.

where are my thanksgiving enjoyers

Gm

>it’s illegal to be kind

I really want to read Pynchon but the idea of some zoomer shithead calling me performative on the metro is pissing me off in advance of anything actually even happening

*within the past 6 months or so

I can’t think of a single viral post I’ve had over there that hasn’t resulted in somebody wishing death or rape on me and my family lol

No I need to crucify it

Eternal jihad against the Kansas City chiefs. Lifelong fatwa against Taylor SSwift and Travis KKKelce. Total JDProncos Dominance MASHALLAH

Don’t remember if I’ve posted it here yet

I think I’m ready to be wokescolded regularly again I think Xitter is actively rotting my soul

Hey does anyone have any advice for escaping samsara

Shhh

MacDonald on the gospel

This line is the key to understanding today’s gospel imo

This is what it’s all about homie