Completely agree. Can’t believe I convinced myself I was having a stroke the entire time I worked there due to proximity to the toaster
Remember when I said NYC Mayor is one of the most powerful executive offices in the country? Honestly a lot of it is this kind of stuff. In many jurisdictions "I'm gonna hire 1000 people for a couple days for $30/hr" would require months hearings and council votes to actually do.
enrichment
New ICE recruiting methods have resulted in half of this group of absolute winners failing AN OPEN BOOK TEST
In the audience tonight is Charlotte Bennett, one of the 13 women that Andrew Cuomo is credibly alleged to have sexually harassed while they worked in his government.
She can't speak for herself because Cuomo's lawyers have hounded her.
So I confronted him.
Hug Lovers
my terrible sons
to the dark money operatives paying lib influencers: stop paying $8k a month to influencers whose fans are all true blue liberals. pay me $20k a month to plead with my audience of intransigent leftists.
rip the hive :( i dont understand anything in this totally incoherent memo! i’m very sad about what is happening to my former employer! variety.com/2025/digital...
canadian rockies are unreal. the water looks fake but it actually is that blue!!! also i need more context about the inevitable incident that led to the “no bear spray on the chairlift” sign
are you joking
attended a nostalgic bloc party concert on a tennis court on an unseasonably but not uncomfortably cool sunny evening….this really is going to be the best summer of our lives…….
Just marveling at a media CEO getting rid of reporters and then on the same day saying that the company is growing and hiring folk as if nothing happened
after ~5 years at The Information, i've been laid off, alongside 2/3rds of our features team. i am devastated.
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cat goop at night, felines delight
he recently has taken to spending like 18 hours a day on the couch pillow that weirdly matches his fur
i cannot stress enough that at the very least everyone in leadership needs to go. all of them. probably most electeds over 70 too. primary them all. while we're at it can we just drop the entirety of the ny dem party on a deserted island
Excel cultists will tell you this is impossible
The idea that there should be a public debate about the appropriate medical care for a minuscule population of children remains one of the most absurd lies that these liberal transphobes, NYT edit board included, tell themselves. No there shouldn’t! It’s not an appropriate matter for public debate!
If he doesn’t already know “the business of investing,” that means his sole qualification for the job is that he murdered a homeless man and got away with it. www.nytimes.com/2025/02/04/n...
perhaps controversial but i would not describe myself as much of a “pancake person.” however the chez ma tante pancakes are thin and basically fried in clarified butter so it’s a different thing
I’m not sure who is the bigger loser here: Trump admin for going to Bari Weiss’ substack with an “exclusive” or Bari Weiss running this thing we all knew was coming as an exclusive
coward shit
DOCTOR: Hi everyone! Welcome back to group therapy for average post/election Bluesky repliers. What I’d like you all to do is imagine a post—
PATIENT 1: I’m mad at it
DOCTOR: Okay, okay, good honesty, but I was gonna say to imagine a post with a joke in it
PATIENT 2: I’m REALLY mad at it
DEM SENATOR: Well there’s always next time 😃 a hearty “good game” to my colleagues across the aisle as they shepherd our great nation in the spirit of collaboration and teamwork! 🦅🫡
REPUBLICAN SENATOR: Does anyone know when it’s technically legal for me to kill this [SLUR NO ONE HAS SAID SINCE 1889]
upstairs neighbor appears to have been watching fire walk with me while we’ve been finishing twin peaks: the return. i hope they come to our building’s tenant organizing meeting next weekend so we can discuss
not sure what rib trim is! short ribs have little rib bones surrounded by lots of good fatty meat. i had to google chicken normandy, it sounds divine!
anticipatory snow day project: red wine braised short ribs; sautéed swiss chard, mushrooms and pearl onions; mashed potatoes; horseradish cream and au jus
