Shirley Sweet

things were better when the computer lived in its own specific room and you only went in there sometimes

ai is for fucking losers

I have tons. after I looked in the cigar box, I realized we have some of the same ones too, like Pull-A-Part 😂

My mom couldn’t remember an attorney’s name from some years ago. So my dad went out to the garage for his cigar box, dug through it, and proudly read the guy’s name from a red pen.

I love when boomers say things like “we didn’t have autism or ADHD back in my day.”
Anyway, here’s my dad and his old cigar box filled with random pens he’s collected over the years. Some are as old as I am.

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i’ve been using the exact same liquid eyeliner for one thousand years and how do i even begin to find a replacement 😭

today is a day of tragedy because i am out of liquid eyeliner and i went to order more only to find out IT WAS DISCONTINUED

‘I’m Actually Surprised It Didn’t Happen Sooner’ CDC staffers saw the violence coming.

“I didn’t expect to face the same risks in Atlanta as in South Sudan.”

*We repeat: Friday’s CDC shooting wasn’t random. It’s the product of years of attacks on public health by Trump and our own boss, RFK Jr.*

Thanks to @landmanspeaking.bsky.social for outstanding reporting

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the posts about tariffs are like beating a dead horse at this point

they have already served their time. they have served 4 times longer than required by contract. IDGAF what’s in their pants or what’s on their documents or who they used to be. They have EARNED retirement benefits.

“And if they’re counting on the little state of Vermont to protect them from everything the federal government does, I don’t believe they’re being realistic.”
Yes, they are expecting you (an elected official) to protect them. GTFO

grief and sadness and loss have a funny way of showing you who your friends are (and aren’t)

Bronson Reed out here stealing shoes like a Hocus Pocus bully

we’l just call them tiny hats for stuffed animals. all stuffies deserve their own hats!

i’m leading a girl scouts troop this season. lordt help their parents 😂

hear me out: what if instead of expensive national marketing campaigns featuring dying children begging for donations to cancer research, we just have ✨universal healthcare✨

i closed all of my browser tabs. i don’t even know who i am anymore

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producing burlesque shows is a lot like herding cats. except i am also a cat. and all the cats have other jobs.

I worked in digital advertising for years. They don’t care about your texts. They want to identify you, your location, and your habits, so they can sell your data to advertisers. Don’t even need your name. Everyone is a number in a system. Even your grocery rewards card is tied to data tracking 🤷‍♀️

This new WhatsApp marketing campaign is hilarious. It doesn’t matter if they can’t see your messages. They’re still part of Meta and are absolutely collecting and profiting off your data.

hear me out: what if instead of expensive national marketing campaigns featuring dying children begging for donations to cancer research, we just have ✨universal healthcare✨

Salt Lake City and Boise Adopt Official Pride Flags in Response to State Laws

Salt Lake City, Utah, and Boise, Idaho, adopted official Pride flags on Tuesday in response to state laws barring the display of any nonofficial flags at schools and government buildings.

on Wednesdays we wear pink 💖✨

#Burlesque #VintageVibes #NCBurlesque #PinkPanther #ThinkPink #FlamingoRevue #CharlotteEvents #NC #UptownCharlotte #CharlotteNightlife

I’m going to need Bianca Belair’s fancy rose robe ASAP 🌹
#wrestlemania

happy bunny day 🐰

I need to know what kind of wig glue Jade Cargill is using
#WWE

my hip pain finally let up and I went to the gym for the first time in a long time! today was a good friday indeed