Jeffrey Machado

Everyone needs a Thneed, you Truffula Tree-hugger.

It's easy when the writing's that good!

Great. Now, on top of everything else I have to do today, I have to reread The Deathbird. Thanks a ton.

"Of course, there goes your rank, there goes your future." And they laugh. We're in upside-down world.

Right? Why stop at the foreskin? Just lop the whole Johnson off and reduce the risk to 0%.

Right?!? I don't get it when people approach relationships like they're buying a car. It's someone to love, not someone to own. (Also, how about focusing on the ways you can fulfill that person, rather than the ways they can fulfill you?)

"I can't believe I didn't see this thing coming that, like, every science fiction writer for the last 80 years saw coming."

Seriously. I just saw Superman, and at one point I thought, "How does Lex Luthor get all these people to commit heinous acts for him?" Then my next thought was, "Oh, yeah...Never mind, I get it." 😟

If you're making a list of all-time great character actors, Andy Serkis has to be near the top.

I went to my first protest today. I'm celebrating all those people standing out on the corner. They make me proud to be an American.

A stop-off point between the Bay area and someplace cool in Nevada. If that isn't the identity of Sacramento in one sentence, I don't know what is.

"I'm upset because AI isn't writing the book I'm writing the way I would write it if I was actually writing it."

On this day of nationwide protests, I just want to reassure a couple of teams: We don't mean you!!

Hey, you're gettin' plenty done. That's quality time right there!

They forgot about that salute mighty quick.

Right. And Captain Crunch is just Quisp in square form. Not buying it!!

Updated lyrics to (Sittin' On) The Dock of The Bay.

Nice! 😊Here's our stray, Porchie, aka Cheech. He's got his heating pad and blanket on our porch, but usually prefers hanging out under the shrubs. Go figure. 😆

The Deathbird is still the best story I've ever read.

Still wish they would have gone with "Bergnado."

Mr. Miller, we do believe in citizenship and nationhood, just not in your idea of those things.

So what you're saying is, it's not just a horrifying idea, it's not even original!

If I was Qatar, I would have bugged the shit out of that plane.

Perhaps you need my new t-shirt.

Superman knows, but he ain't sayin'.

His first words: "No ketchup!"

Interesting. So, where would these guys go for sex then? Just curious.

Just saw this pic, and had a realization...I don't think an X-Wing fired a single shot in this movie. Am I right?

Should I start with the Netflix series or the anime series?

I...am ashamed, and in your debt. I have lived for 58 years, and this is the first time I've ever heard of the best-selling manga series in history. I have much research to do. 😵