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How do you become a strip club house mom? I wanna do that 🙂‍↕️

11.02.2025 02:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My face card never declines and that’s why god gave me a double chin.

06.02.2025 05:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Desperately need to update my glasses prescription before the Stray Kids concert 😅😅

03.02.2025 17:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m so fucking tired. But I can’t stop watching the news. I refuse to be uneducated, even if it’s scary.

31.01.2025 17:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

sorry for getting ✨️political✨️ on the good vibes and video games app again, but the human brain is not designed to withstand another 207 weeks of this shit so pace yourself and try to channel that anger, despair, and hopelessness into something productive. make some kick ass art, we will need it

28.01.2025 13:47 — 👍 8474    🔁 952    💬 171    📌 32

Embroidery ring with "I was told there would be a handbasket" in cross-stitch, with the final word above red and yellow "flames"

27.01.2025 04:15 — 👍 2966    🔁 292    💬 1    📌 0

the feminine urge to burn everything to the ground and start over in a spooky coastal town with a horrifying backstory.

27.01.2025 03:46 — 👍 2903    🔁 333    💬 70    📌 23

I do not like that tumblr now has dates because it somehow feels lonelier to see im reblogging something from 2016 lol

27.01.2025 03:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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26.01.2025 16:07 — 👍 2691    🔁 206    💬 164    📌 38

hey, it’s me, pam from stardew valley

26.01.2025 23:54 — 👍 224    🔁 5    💬 8    📌 2

New social sites make me anxious 😕

27.01.2025 02:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0