mild hijinks

Bedrolls on bird spikes

Better late than never 🫶

here comes the slow brothers

Note from the office personality hire #poetrysky

It’s not easy to become a pro poet? I can’t just like fill out an application for a position or like get bank rolled by a rich dude? Awe heck, awe dang. This is news to me. It would really make my life easier if patrons became a thing again. Who do I write to, to make that happen? Ha ha #poetrysky

Dads

Short poems 🖤
#poetrysky

mild hijinks | Substack Every day I write a poem from a surprise word given to me by someone! Poetry mostly about pragmatic absurdism. Spiteful positivity. Maybe a little benevolent misanthropy.

Let’s follow each other. Calling all #poets, #novelists, #troublemakers, #writers, #artists, #creatives, #hopelessromantics, #dorks, #geeks, #wizards, #cryptids, and the like.
I wanna community with ya! We support us!
#writingcommunity #creativecommunity
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A creative activity a day
keeps the grippy socks away

mild hijinks | Substack Pragmatic absurdism. Spiteful positivity. Maybe a little benevolent misanthropy.

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HEY PEEPS! I’m writing some thoughts and poems and things. They may encourage you (because I am aggressively positive sometimes), they may enrage you (because I am not a very good writer), but THE WORLD IS ENDING AND NEEDS OUR LOVE SO LETS SPILL OUR GUTS OK

If this scene in Jojo Rabbit didn’t fuck you up we can’t be friends

<<<Being a messy bitch and calling it maximalism

I literally was looking for this exact comment, because.. me 2

LMAO #reddit #old

Clouds and ice crystals suspended in the sky over Tonto Natural Bridge State Park. Arizona sky does not play. Serious gorgeous at all times. #tontonaturalbridgestatepark #arizona #bigsky

#mood

What’s this for? Babies are posting on #reddit now ???

Out here looking like an alt Ms. Frizzle. I will be dropping knowledge. #ms.frizzle #alt

You ever stand in line somewhere and see some little kid with a fuck ass mullet and be like “Damn, child abuse.” and then remember you were also a kid with a fuck ass mullet

First time? #phoenixAZ

I’ll respect the Gulf of Mexico’s name change when they respect a trans person’s name change

Me: Do you think a raccoon actually made these prints? #tontonaturalbridge #supportyourlocalstatepark

Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering.

i will DIE ON THIS HILL
#handembroidery #audiobooks

I love cutting off Teslas, you WILL yield to my shitbox