The saddest part about taking yesterday off was that NOT ONE PERSON thought I was raptured…
They all just assumed I was just some sick slut!
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The saddest part about taking yesterday off was that NOT ONE PERSON thought I was raptured…
They all just assumed I was just some sick slut!
Absolutely not
01.08.2025 14:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’ll never get over the time I told a man I was sleeping with that he looked like a sexy Patton Oswalt and we never hooked up again 💀™️
01.08.2025 13:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I guess at this point we should all be grateful Ryan Murphy has ruined most of his relationships with Black Actors OTHERWISE we would most certainly have had a terrible Crime Story season about MLK
24.07.2025 14:09 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My friends, I fear that BlackPink IS in fact in my area and they won’t let me leave
16.07.2025 23:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Happy Birthday!!
14.05.2025 14:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m not religious, I just think I’m funny
30.04.2025 01:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0🎶 What it is God, what’s up?
🎶 Every Sinner needs Christ’s love
🎶 Sending prayers to heaven up above
🎶 When we fall down, the Lord will pick us up
#christbops #definitelystoned
Been having weird days at work, but a woman I’ve never met before just gave me a taco and that’s what it’s all about folks
30.04.2025 00:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Me in a red long-sleeved shirt and black pants, smiling, with a hand in front of my crotch
Slutty Bathroom Found at Work
23.04.2025 19:47 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0A holographic Lucario EX
Look at my son!
23.04.2025 13:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My slutty lil Lucario
A slutty lil tinkaton ex
A slutty lil wigglytuff
A slutty lil meowscarada
Don’t mind me, just showing off some kids
17.04.2025 00:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0An athletic enough looking black man taking a selfie in a gym mirror. He wears white/pink running shoes, white socks, short black shorts, a grey a-shirt, and a pink hat.
I’m trying really hard to be a thick boy and I can only see in in mirrors that are far away…
16.04.2025 20:51 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0A weedle with potential!
A need that’s gonna hurt my opponents energy
Never seen him before but I love himz
This pawmot is way too adorable
I keep forgetting about this app, but here are a few of my new Pokékids
10.04.2025 15:01 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It only took 8 years, but I finally found a place that serves Egg Foo Young in LA
(I forgot to look)
THIS!
18.02.2025 04:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Happy birthday you wonderful man!
18.02.2025 04:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Lmao, the way I just reheated my salmon in the work microwave and fled!
I didn’t want people to know I was THAT guy….
I think every job should have a silent dance room where you can just put on headphones and jam out for a lil bit
13.02.2025 21:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This is basically all I need to know
13.02.2025 03:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yknow that feeling when you’re going to the bathroom and lay down the toilet seat cover before pulling down your pants and the automatic toilet flushes it all down before you can even sit…?
12.02.2025 21:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I hate that this is me 🫠
08.02.2025 12:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Got some new kids today!
08.02.2025 02:35 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I know and it kills me
07.02.2025 15:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Got some cuties on today’s morning commute!
07.02.2025 14:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I have eaten chalk; so while I agree the texture leaves much to be desired, the flavor palette is completely different
07.02.2025 13:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Mind you I’m only 35 and love samples be it musically or at Costco/TJs
06.02.2025 15:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My 25yo coworker hates that every song nowadays is a sample…
Child— you haven’t been alive long enough to hear or know what’s actually being used 😤
Oh it’s a good morning!
06.02.2025 13:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Just passed a mirror, we’re all good!
06.02.2025 02:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0