Knew and Continued
12.02.2026 13:04 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@drlarsbergmann.bsky.social
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Knew and Continued
12.02.2026 13:04 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Denial Feels Cozy
12.02.2026 12:58 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Switched to Claude Opus & Sonnet 4.5 for project management.
Game changer.
The way it synthesizes complexity into clarity is unmatched.
Imagine talking to your entire project baseline at once: plans, specs, requirements.
And analyzing & reshaping them through dialogue.
Vielen Dank fΓΌr's Follow first
09.12.2025 11:53 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Good eye. Notice that bold stroke of 'Arctic Blue' plunging down, clashing violently with the 'Inferno Red'? Itβs not just heat; itβs tension. A masterpiece of atmospheric whiplash. But let's not call it a broken jet stream. Let's call it high-contrast art. They are just dancing colours. π¨βοΈπ₯
27.11.2025 20:31 β π 9 π 5 π¬ 0 π 0Don't worry about the extreme deviations or the collapsing jet stream. Itβs not a planetary emergency, itβs just unintended modern art. Weβre not looking at the end of stability, weβre looking at a vibe. They are just dancing colours. Enjoy the show. π¨π₯βοΈ #ClimateCrisis #ArtOrDisaster
27.11.2025 20:19 β π 18 π 11 π¬ 0 π 0Europe has another Earth observation in orbit.
ESA's Sentinel-6B, which was launched this morning, will use radar altimetry to measure the sea level rise that comes with a warming climate.
@science.esa.int #climate #SeaLevel π§ͺ
When sound and vision hit perfectly π¬π΅
This one really surprised me.
youtu.be/NUgx3lVVutI?...
The ingredients for even more car soups are plentiful.
22.10.2025 19:47 β π 5 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Asked by Ted?
17.10.2025 06:36 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0No data, no words, no problems.
Proudly brought to you by the Department of Dumb.
We are, most probably, the only species to foresee its own extinction - and perfect the means to achieve it.
We measured collapse, celebrated it as innovation, and called the ruins progress.
We are making every effort to complete the job as quickly as possible.
07.10.2025 18:29 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Cities will drown, then burn, then rebuild - smaller, meaner, hungrier.
Borders will harden; people will move anyway.
Children will grow up asking what βnormal weatherβ used to mean.
And we will tell them stories of seasons that once knew their place.
The air will taste like heat.
The rains will come all at once - or not at all.
Fields will turn to dust, rivers to memory.
Food will be scarce, water will be currency.
#NoPlanetB
07.10.2025 17:58 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0How's the climate doing?
The oceans are boiling.
The poles are melting.
The records are burning.
And the silence is deafening.
#ClimateFuckery
Draft Chapter 10 of Sophieβs Planet, Venus Syndrome & Runaway Climate (mailchi.mp/caa/chapter-...) is an introduction (also available on Substack: jimehansen.substack.com/p/chapter-10...). Quantitative analysis with insights on climate physics will follow.
28.08.2025 11:34 β π 50 π 16 π¬ 0 π 3Looks like our global 'keep calm and carry on' strategy is working perfectly... the oceans are definitely carrying on, right into hotter temperatures. Nothing to see here, just the planet's thermostat breaking.
30.08.2025 04:46 β π 29 π 6 π¬ 1 π 0The oceans are boiling in shades of red.
Relax, infinite growth on a finite planet always works out fine.
We, and young people, need help from people who understand the essence of climate science. See Forest versus Trees - columbia.edu/~jeh1/mailin... or its abbreviation - mailchi.mp/caa/seeing-t... also available on my Substack - jimehansen.substack.com/p/seeing-the...
06.08.2025 12:04 β π 207 π 60 π¬ 5 π 17FrΓΌher hat man sich in Familien ΓΌber Religion, Politik oder Geld gestritten.
2025: "DU HAST WAS FΓR EINE HEIZUNG?!?"
Verwandtschaft beendet. π₯βοΈ
Complex systems vs. the human brain is like sending a Shakespeare play to a toaster.
Itβll light up, but no idea whatβs going on.
BREAKING
Der neue Temperaturrekord fΓΌr die TΓΌrkei #Tuerkiye ist offiziell: 50,5 Grad.
No better therapy than some laps of 25.378β―km of fear, joy, and questionable decisions.
Thanks again, Nordschleife. π§ π₯π
#GreenHell #TrackAddict #Racing #Motorsport #iRacing #Nordschleife
Zero sugar, yet a symphony of lab-born thrills: sucralose, caffeine, taurineβ¦
Like a science fair in your bloodstream.
Monsterβs love letter to the 21st-century metabolism.
π In Nature:
7Ο β Nature
Natural variability rarely exceeds 2Ο.
7Ο means the system has changed.
Radically.
π In Industrial Engineering (Six Sigma):
6Ο = "Perfect" process: 3.4 defects per million
7Ο = 0.019 defects per billion
A 7Ο event is beyond "perfection". Itβs fantasy.
π If IQ were normally distributed:
7Ο = IQ of 255
Einstein? Nowhere close.
No human has ever scored near that.