Lars Bergmann

Complex systems vs. the human brain is like sending a Shakespeare play to a toaster.

It’ll light up, but no idea what’s going on.

BREAKING

Der neue Temperaturrekord für die Türkei #Tuerkiye ist offiziell: 50,5 Grad.

No better therapy than some laps of 25.378 km of fear, joy, and questionable decisions.

Thanks again, Nordschleife. 🧠💥🛞

#GreenHell #TrackAddict #Racing #Motorsport #iRacing #Nordschleife

Zero sugar, yet a symphony of lab-born thrills: sucralose, caffeine, taurine…
Like a science fair in your bloodstream.
Monster’s love letter to the 21st-century metabolism.

📌 In Nature:

7σ ≠ Nature

Natural variability rarely exceeds 2σ.

7σ means the system has changed.

Radically.

📌 In Industrial Engineering (Six Sigma):

6σ = "Perfect" process: 3.4 defects per million

7σ = 0.019 defects per billion

A 7σ event is beyond "perfection". It’s fantasy.

📌 If IQ were normally distributed:

7σ = IQ of 255

Einstein? Nowhere close.

No human has ever scored near that.

📌 If Coin Tosses were normally distributed:

7σ = 1 head out of 390 billion tosses

You’d wait longer than the universe has existed to see it once.

We just saw it in the ocean.

📌 If Human Height were normally distributed:

+7σ = A person 3.50 meters (11.5 feet) tall

That’s taller than a giraffe.

It simply doesn’t happen.

🌊 WHAT DOES +7 SIGMA MEAN?

Sea Surface Temperatures in the Northern Hemisphere have reached a 7-sigma anomaly.

That’s not just unusual. It’s off the charts. Here's how rare 7σ is; in any system:

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The Northern Hemisphere’s oceans just recorded a +7σ sea surface temperature anomaly relative to the 1951–2000 mean. Such a deviation is virtually impossible in a stable system. We're now forcing oceanic change at a pace unseen in thousands of years. #OceanWarming #ClimateCrisis #ClimateFuckery

Sounds like a dream plan, but the risk of nightmares is high

Made a mistake and watched the news.

Oh boi.

epic

Here are the daily warming stripes for global sea-surface temperature anomalies, updated through July 17, 2025.

Can you tell that global SSTs are currently 3rd warmest on record for the day?

Today’s planet-sized mood ring glows scarlet over the North Atlantic - seas running up to +9 °C hotter than the 1971-2000 memory.

The ocean speaks in steam; hurricanes listen. Laugh at the metaphor now, hear the thunder later.

#HotWaterWorld #Anthropocene

Will this be the last Keeling curve upate from NOAA for CO2 at Mauna Loa?

June 2025: 429.61 ppm

This may be a tragic moment:

Cause of Extreme North Atlantic Warming in 2023 with Matthew England In this Climate Chat episode, we interview University of New South Wales climate scientist Matthew England on his recent Nature paper "Drivers of the extreme North Atlantic marine heatwave during 2023...

Thursday at 3pm PT (special day/time) on Climate Chat: Cause of Extreme North Atlantic Warming in 2023 with @profmattengland.bsky.social. We'll also discuss AMOC & S. Ocean.
#ClimateCrisis #AMOC
@leonsimons.bsky.social @bikingmzstacey.bsky.social @radsci.bsky.social
youtube.com/live/39T7bW7...

Peak absurdity: debating mitigation pathways while Earth keeps setting heat records. It's like arguing over fire extinguisher brands as the house burns.

Breaking News!
Code Yikes!

The global 2m surface temperature on July 14th set a new daily record. It was the hottest July 14th since records began in 1940 and possibly the hottest July 14th in the last 120,000 years.

The climate 8-ball advises taking the under on 17.0°C. Stay tuned!

Made #iRacing Sportscar Class A license; my 3 a.m. espresso finally earned a seat too. ☕️🏎️

Protocells self-assembling on micrometeorites hint at origins of life Micrometeorites are thought to shower down on planets throughout the universe, so the discovery that they help protocells form could tell us something about the chances of life elsewhere

"Protocells" have been shown to self-assemble on micrometeorites 🧪

Which is intriguing as organic compounds are sometimes found on meteorites, and micrometeorites would rain down on planets 🌍 throughout the universe

www.newscientist.com/article/2486...

exactly

Earth is trapping much more heat than climate models forecast – and the rate has doubled in 20 years Real world measurements of how much extra heat the Earth is trapping are well beyond most climate models. That’s a real problem.

"In the mid-2000s, the energy imbalance was about 0.6 watts per square metre (W/m2) on average. In recent years, the average was about 1.3 W/m2. This means the rate at which energy is accumulating near the planet’s surface has doubled."

June 23, 2025 SSTs: North Atlantic blazing, Mediterranean scorching, Western Pacific glowing.

Oceans don’t protest, they absorb – until they don’t.

#OceanWarming
#ClimateCrisis
#ClimateFuckery

Deutschland +10 °C über Norm: Die Atmosphäre glüht schon vor, wir müssen nur noch das Grillgut draufwerfen.

Sea life & people feel it too: fish move or die, corals bleach, low-oxygen “dead zones” grow, and coastal economies - tourism, seafood - take a hit. The map isn’t just a stat; it’s an early warning for millions who live with or from the ocean.

Oceans hold 90 % of Earth’s heat. When they run a fever this big, they pump extra moisture and energy into the air: heavier coastal downpours, stronger North Atlantic storms, and stickier, hotter heatwaves on land.