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Called a thing the Internet of Thingsโ€”Wrote How to Fly A Horseโ€”http://amzn.to/1jTEwzfโ€”He/Himโ€”Agents: Richard Pine/Inkwell (Literary)โ€”Mary Ellen/Leigh Bureau (Speaking)โ€”Austin, TXโ€”The Story of Stories coming March 3, 2026โ€”I do not argue, debate, or engage.

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pretty sure the big fat payment processing percentage will guide their moral compass

05.08.2025 16:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

While I agree completely, I fear this first sentence is less true than it used to be.

05.08.2025 15:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So youโ€™re telling me the Wizard of Oz presented itself as a towering force of overwhelming technology, only to be unmasked as just some guy, off-screen?

05.08.2025 15:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3202    ๐Ÿ” 1299    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 25    ๐Ÿ“Œ 12
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Eastport school scrutinized amid nationwide book ban spike The New York Civil Liberties Union is monitoring the Eastport-South Manor Central School Districtโ€™s decision to declare 14 books obsolete, raising concerns

Nationwide, book bans are on the rise: In just a year they tripled from 3,362 to 10,046.

NY schools are no exception. Last July, a Suffolk Co. school district disposed of 14 titles - including The Bluest Eye, Fahrenheit 451, and Black Boy - without explanation. We're keeping an eye on the district.

05.08.2025 15:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fossils are the real classic rock

04.08.2025 23:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 260    ๐Ÿ” 94    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
Lost dog in SF.
If spotted text John 8572340177 or call animal control 4155546364.
Very shy. Do not chase!

Dog pictured is about 35 pounds, lean, brown brindle coat with black stripes, large pointed ears like a heeler, and dark muzzle.

Lost dog in SF. If spotted text John 8572340177 or call animal control 4155546364. Very shy. Do not chase! Dog pictured is about 35 pounds, lean, brown brindle coat with black stripes, large pointed ears like a heeler, and dark muzzle.

SF, please help me find my dog. She was lost by her sitter in the mission. But when she escaped 2 years ago, she made it all the way to Golden Gate Park. She is very sweet but very shy.

I am very worried about her getting hurt while sheโ€™s loose.

04.08.2025 23:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4952    ๐Ÿ” 3296    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 223    ๐Ÿ“Œ 122

this guy is absolutely the median Mensa Guy

04.08.2025 22:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 276    ๐Ÿ” 14    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 15    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
A still of a scene from the movie Knives Out showing Jamie Lee Curtis with silver blonde blonde hair and glasses, wearing a burgundy cardigan, standing in an elegant room with ornate wall sconces and a fireplace. She is speaking while holding an iPhone. Someone has circled the iPhone on the still in pink and drawn an arrow pointing at it. The image has subtitle text at the bottom that reads "Apple, they let you use iPhones in movies, but,"

A still of a scene from the movie Knives Out showing Jamie Lee Curtis with silver blonde blonde hair and glasses, wearing a burgundy cardigan, standing in an elegant room with ornate wall sconces and a fireplace. She is speaking while holding an iPhone. Someone has circled the iPhone on the still in pink and drawn an arrow pointing at it. The image has subtitle text at the bottom that reads "Apple, they let you use iPhones in movies, but,"

A still from a video showing Rian Johnson with light brown hair and a beard wearing a dark navy blazer over a black and white checkered shirt standing against a white background. He is speaking while looking down with a slight smile. The image has subtitle text at the bottom that reads "a mystery movie, bad guys cannot have iPhones on camera."

A still from a video showing Rian Johnson with light brown hair and a beard wearing a dark navy blazer over a black and white checkered shirt standing against a white background. He is speaking while looking down with a slight smile. The image has subtitle text at the bottom that reads "a mystery movie, bad guys cannot have iPhones on camera."

This is old but I saw it for the first time today. Big general purpose spoiler from Rian Johnson.

04.08.2025 21:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The Anti-Porn Crusade That Censored Steam and Itch.io Started 30 Years Ago Keywords and tags have never been a useful metric for distilling nuance. Pushing for regulations based on them is repeating a 30-year history of porn panic online.

Excellent reporting by Samantha Cole of @404media.co on the nonsense censorship of Steam and Itch.io by credit card processors. A quick read and well worth it, especially if your interests include censorship, games, queer rights, sex work, or the right-wing "protect the kids" hysteria pipeline.

04.08.2025 16:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
NYT Op-Ed, August 3rd 2025

When Everybody Has Airport Lounge Access, Nobody Does

NYT Op-Ed, August 3rd 2025 When Everybody Has Airport Lounge Access, Nobody Does

@davidmackau.bsky.social David, my man, with blood still in the streets, this is the conversation you pull from your heart to bring to the attention of New York Times? Christ alive.

04.08.2025 03:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 750    ๐Ÿ” 74    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 44    ๐Ÿ“Œ 16

how much of this is because Thatcher let everyone sell their council houses

03.08.2025 20:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The problem is far bigger than Jeffrey Epstein | Rebecca Solnit Treating the scandal as an aberration misunderstands the global epidemic of violence against women

"One of the reasons the epidemic of violence against women is so unacknowledged is because cases like these are talked about individually, and often treated as though they are shocking aberrations rather than part of a pervasive pattern that operates at all levels of society."

03.08.2025 14:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7393    ๐Ÿ” 2875    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 158    ๐Ÿ“Œ 224

I feel so validated now

03.08.2025 14:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜†

03.08.2025 14:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

both of these things are disturbing af

03.08.2025 05:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

$100 a month for zero minutes.

03.08.2025 01:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I suspect the people who think 30 hour Zoom meetings are a good idea are also the ones who need the AI companion.

02.08.2025 23:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A Zoom subscription prompt in the form of a blue banner notification stating 'Reactivate your Pro plan to have access to features like Meetings for up to 30 hours, AI Companion, Zoom Phone, Team Chat, and more!'

A Zoom subscription prompt in the form of a blue banner notification stating 'Reactivate your Pro plan to have access to features like Meetings for up to 30 hours, AI Companion, Zoom Phone, Team Chat, and more!'

If I spend more money I can have 30-hour Zoom meetings.

02.08.2025 23:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

so many questions but mainly: before during or after

02.08.2025 23:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"videotaping"

02.08.2025 22:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is nice and all but I cannot help noticing that US police do in fact know how to deescalate and not rush in mob handed wearing Call of Duty cosplay and stamp on people's heads.

02.08.2025 22:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Hot dog spill shuts down highway in Pennsylvania commuters' wurst nightmare
By Associated Press
UPDATED: August 1, 2025 at 5:16 PM ET
SHREWSBURY, Pa. (AP) - A truckload of hot dogs spilled across a Pennsylvania interstate Friday after a crash that briefly clogged the heavily traveled artery in both directions.

Hot dog spill shuts down highway in Pennsylvania commuters' wurst nightmare By Associated Press UPDATED: August 1, 2025 at 5:16 PM ET SHREWSBURY, Pa. (AP) - A truckload of hot dogs spilled across a Pennsylvania interstate Friday after a crash that briefly clogged the heavily traveled artery in both directions.

A writer waits a lifetime for a moment like this.

02.08.2025 03:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10621    ๐Ÿ” 2279    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 208    ๐Ÿ“Œ 173

I see this is one of those woke mercenary rare coin guides with a woman mercenary

01.08.2025 22:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

but they were all so very gay and beautiful

01.08.2025 20:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the wholesomest information of the day

01.08.2025 20:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The minimum wage is still $7.25

30.07.2025 00:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1331    ๐Ÿ” 369    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 27    ๐Ÿ“Œ 17

this is a very niche post that also shows how old I am

31.07.2025 22:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I guess the Labubu kids never heard of Labbits

31.07.2025 22:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Lighten Up, Morrissey Sparks ยท Exotic Creatures of the Deep (Deluxe Edition) ยท Song ยท 2008
31.07.2025 09:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A grid of professional headshot photographs of an author named David Szalay, who is a man with dark salt and pepper hair, in various poses and lighting conditions. The images are from different photo shoots and shoe him in different clothing including dark shirts and sweaters. Each photo is labeled with different website sources including The Guardian, Penguin Random House, The New Yorker, and other literary or media publications. The photos show him from different angles - some facing forward, others in profile, with varying expressions from serious to contemplative, but he is not smiling or looking remotely cheerful in any of them.

A grid of professional headshot photographs of an author named David Szalay, who is a man with dark salt and pepper hair, in various poses and lighting conditions. The images are from different photo shoots and shoe him in different clothing including dark shirts and sweaters. Each photo is labeled with different website sources including The Guardian, Penguin Random House, The New Yorker, and other literary or media publications. The photos show him from different angles - some facing forward, others in profile, with varying expressions from serious to contemplative, but he is not smiling or looking remotely cheerful in any of them.

never mind I found him he is a man who never smiles

31.07.2025 09:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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