Kevin Ashton 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

tonight while recording a guest spot on a podcast i experienced an unacceptable level of disrespect from one of the hosts. so i decided to do what felt right for me and i left. i didn’t need to stick around to show i’m “tough” or “thick skinned.” i reminded myself that no one is owed my time.

Texas, let’s win this thing.
#JasmineForUS #TexasTough

I mean, why not throw in an iron cross while you're at it

what is it with right-wing dudes and totally underestimating the difficulty of pull ups

Jasmine Crockett unseating John Cornyn in Texas next year would be *delicious* 😈

ty. I see some gifts in my daughter's future

how many chromosomes do they have

that shirt

and the first step to being a parent is recognizing that your children are their own people, not extensions of you

I assume everyone has a crush on Jasmine Crockett.

Not a military guy or anything but if you are tracking what you think are boats smuggling drugs into the US, why not track them until they reach US waters and then have the US Coastguard intercept them, and arrest anyone doing anything illegal instead of murdering them with a million dollar missile?

Is there some kind of filter for replies that do a bad cover version of the original joke

damn, I am sorry

Sly's hairline looking a little unnatural there

ME PRE TRANSITION: lava is so cool

THE LADS: hehe yeah bro

ME POST TRANSITION: lava is so cool

THE LADS: aha easy mistake to make but actually it's very hot

The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow

Screen grab of a headline that says "Kohler's Smart Toilet Camera Not Actually End-to-End Encrypted"

Oh, @404media.co. "Toilet Company Full of Shit" was right there.

Giving men a common antidepressant could help tackle domestic violence: world-first study A commonly prescribed antidepressant has sparked a reduction in domestic violence reoffending among highly impulsive, violent men.

Put it in beer and whiskey

theconversation.com/giving-men-a...

"If you find yourself overwhelmed or in distress, embrace that. It may well mean that you aren’t yet blind, that you have a conscience, that in a time of unbelievable cruelty, you’re choosing instead to be human."

Love this so much. She's clearly amazing and you must be very proud of her :)

how can I invest

She seems to has mastered all the essentials for executive management and billionaire status.

Spoitify Wrapped: Your listening age is 44.

ngl I was expecting lower, but y'all seem to be ancient (my 23 year old got 60-something,) so I'll take it

Beavers are endangered because of Brazilians.

That notion, which is rare among the most-developed countries in the world, is grounded in the language of the 14th Amendment. The amendment, ratified after the Civil War, states, "All persons born or naturalized in the United States, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the United States and of the State wherein they reside."

You could write this. Or you could write: “That notion, which has been the rule in nearly every country in the Western Hemisphere for over a century, is grounded in the language of the 14th Amendment.”

All how you choose to frame it.

has anyone else noticed that food tasted better in the past? it was mushy and easy to eat. and the spoon would come at you like an airplane

Beneath a post on Threads where I’ve written ‘I don’t feel as someone living with HIV that I am lesser than other people’ someone has responded ‘Only gay monkey have aids (sic)’. I’ve obscured their picture and user name, to deprive them of the attention that they crave.

Tell me again that HIV stigma is a thing of the past.

Here we go -a few reminders to those covering this:

- These are killings outside of armed conflict
- There is no self-defense justification for the killings
- That makes them extrajudicial killings under int'l law; murder under domestic law
- No label ("narcoterrorist" or "DTO") changes any of that

bar code on a book with the title truncated to read DO ANDROIDS DREAM OF DICK

yes
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Will this provenance make it more expensive or less expensive?