This is what a fucking coward looks like

I SAID YES!!!!!! 💍🥂🥳🎉
(I asked myself if I wanted another taco.)

BOY, THESE CONSERVATIVES ARE REALLY SOMETHING, AREN'T THEY? THEY'RE ALL IN FAVOR OF THE UNBORN. THEY WILL DO ANYTHING FOR THE UNBORN. BUT ONCE YOU'RE BORN, YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN. PRO-LIFE CONSERVATIVES ARE OBSESSED WITH THE FETUS FROM CONCEPTION TO NINE MONTHS. AFTER THAT, THEY DON'T WANT TO KNOW ABOUT YOU. THEY DON'T WANT TO HEAR FROM YOU. NO NOTHING. NO NEONATAL CARE, NO DAY CARE, NO HEAD START, NO SCHOOL LUNCH, NO FOOD STAMPS, NO WELFARE, NO NOTHING. IF YOU'RE PREBORN, YOU'RE FINE; IF YOURE PRESCHOOL, YOU'RE FUCKED. - GEORGE CARLIN

Republikkkans have been that way FOREVER.

IF YOU'RE PREBORN, YOU'RE FINE; IF YOURE PRESCHOOL, YOU'RE FUCKED.

- GEORGE CARLIN

Waffled biscuits & spicy southern sausage gravy paired well with my iced coffee.

Good to know. Thanks for the info.

Truth!

He wants elderly people to get back to work. WTF?

I’m going to have to look into this. I love rice, but I hate cooking it.

“Live Streaming from the Forest” right now

Someone out there is dreaming of the life you call “boring.” Stay kind. Stay grateful.

Why Karate Combat is being sued | Ep. 156 We're discussing the lawsuit against Karate Combat, TKO/Saudi boxing, UFC financials, and more.

So here's our latest episode where @heynottheface.bsky.social & I discuss Karate Combat's lawsuit, UFC's latest financials and if they'll ever reconcile with MGM Grand, TKO/Saudi Boxing and more.

heynottheface.substack.com/p/why-karate...

🤡 PENNYWISE HAUNTED HIS DREAMS!

Bill Skarsgård got so deep into character for IT (2017) that he suffered constant nightmares—even AFTER filming wrapped! 😱🎈 #MethodToTheMadness #HorrorFacts #Horror #HorrorSky

😰 Could YOU shake off that clown energy?

She’s great!

Sounds like movie day to me😊

Every time 🤣

So true, Ty.

Exactly!

That’s stupid. I’m sorry. Elmo is so Emo.

@deandawg.bsky.social Heard you went to Twitter jail. What’s your crime?😂

When I lose the remote and I'm pretty sure the dog is laying on it

Memphis Grizzlies - Starting - Scotty Pippen Jr., Desmond Bane, Jaylen Wells, Santi Aldama, Jaren Jackson Jr.

a man in a green shirt is carrying a pink bag ALT: a man in a green shirt is carrying a pink bag

Memphis Grizzlies every March

**"Linda Cardellini as Pamela Voorhees in A24’s *Crystal Lake* series, a prequel to *Friday the 13th*. Cardellini, known for *Scooby-Doo* and *The Curse of La Llorona*, plays a grieving mother turned killer in this horror thriller from Peacock and A24."**

**🔥 OFFICIAL: Linda Cardellini is Pamela Voorhees in A24’s *Crystal Lake*! 🎭🔪**

The *Scooby-Doo* & *La Llorona* star takes on the iconic role—with a dark new twist. 💀⚡ #FridayThe13th #CrystalLake #A24 #HorrorNews #HorrorFacts #Horror

Tony Allen jersey retirement last night. All heart grit & grind. Memphis Grizzlies!

Tony Allen jersey retirement last night

Memphis Grizzlies last night

Memphis St Patty’s Day Parade

Ate some scrambled eggs today like a goddamned millionaire.