Boxcar Michael

More Jan 6 terrorists that were pardoned have been charged with sex crimes than there are currently trans swimmers in college.

It’s almost December and all the things I said I’d do this year I didnt do. The main thing was to work on relationships and make a point to connect with friends in person instead of just online. I found the list I made last year and literally did nothing else on it.

Marge is and always has been and always will be a dick head.

Haaa eat shit Kim Davis.

Every time I go to a sports thing I always check out the team store. Just went to the YUM team store and it’s 100% trash. Gas station quality swag.

I’m a chef now.

The Springsteen release of “electric” Nebraska demos is 🔥. The Born in the USA demo sounds like the protest song it always should have been and not an anthem to boomers.

Does your wife have more than 30 pairs of shoes? If so then yes. If not then no.

I don’t make the rules.

Maybe just don’t bet on pro sports and buy your kid some shoes instead. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Hello, MTV. Welcome to my crib.

The “I’m sitting this election out over one issue” folks are the most privileged pieces of shit I’ve ever encountered.

This also.

Ten minutes into the Netflix Ed Gein show and I dont think Charlie Hunnams voice is going to let me finish. He sounds like a muppet.

Greg Abott rushing to blame anything on a trans person.

Free speech was fun while it lasted.

Looks like she’s taken up the grift for herself now.

Saw the video it was brutal. Not cheering for this. They want us to cheer for it so they can somehow justify every ghoulish thing they are doing.

Nope.

Honey Don’t is a super horny movie. Give it all the awards.

Also a lefty who plays right. ✌🏼

Going to Buffalo to see Lamar opening day. Not gonna wear any ravens gear bc I’ve seen too many Tik toks of NFL fans being stupid but for sure wearing something Louisville.

Saturday night sloppy noodling with the telecaster. #telecaster

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When I was new on twitter with 15 followers he retweeted me and told Louisville twitter to follow me bc he thought I was funny. That tweet brought some amazing friends into my life. He was a giant muddy pawed puppy of a person. Here’s one for the playlist.

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I’m so sorry Dawn.

I know this is small picture but every time I see ICE kidnap someone, I worry about their pets. Like these people left the house not knowing they would never see their pets again.

He can’t have a heart attack soon enough for me.

Joe vs The Volcano but updated for modern misery

I have and it would be losing my wife due to medical policies or other random MAGA BS. I’ve also thought about this question and wondered how many people wouldn’t go out alone.

Two year gotcha day for Kiwi Herman. (baron Von Shitbox)

The Venn diagram of guys who open carry and the guys that suffer from micro penis.

Remember when we were kids and family members told us Ozzy was a satanist and evil and then you grow up and find out Ozzy was a total gem and the family members who told you otherwise are the type of people who would have ratted out Anne Frank.

I think instead of a $59, 000 bonus every ICE agent should get dick cancer.