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Christopher Jones

@chrisjones.org.uk

Data Analyst / SAS specialist; likes painting in oils, drawing in charcoal, and maths in pencil. www.chrisjones.org.uk

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Honestly fair fucks to Vittorio Angelone for calling out Penny Mordaunt on Last Leg

07.03.2026 21:28 β€” πŸ‘ 815    πŸ” 234    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 60

It kinda looks like you

08.03.2026 21:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is it the official Reform Party position that there were thousands of Muslim women who loved Matt Goodwin but their husbands ordered them to vote for Hannah Spencer?

02.03.2026 22:49 β€” πŸ‘ 96    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 3

This is a defamatory lie @AlecShelbrooke. I am proudly anti-war and anti-racist. I make no apologies for attending a Stop the War protest. That does not mean I support the Iranian regime. I dare you to repeat your libellous statement outside of parliament.

03.03.2026 00:24 β€” πŸ‘ 367    πŸ” 116    πŸ’¬ 25    πŸ“Œ 7

Did I say they were?

03.03.2026 06:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Bain Capital owns ultra aggressive corporate brand Gail’s and invests in Israeli technology and cybersecurity companies.

02.03.2026 22:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ugh, Bain Capital are the owners of Gail’s And we need to boycott them.

02.03.2026 22:47 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I guess he was saying he thought he’d be fun at an island party

02.03.2026 22:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I’m grieving for the girls who were killed.

02.03.2026 18:34 β€” πŸ‘ 194    πŸ” 24    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

On 15th July 2018, Elon Musk called hero British cave diver Vernon Unsworth a β€œpedo guy” during the rescue of the 12 Thai boys and their coach from the flooded Tham Luang cave.

Only 1.2% of Model 3s were delivered by then.

01.03.2026 15:07 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

If Reform win due to enough people being misled by this leaflet then there is no debate that the Labour β€œcountry of strangers” party prefers the far right to the progressive left

25.02.2026 23:14 β€” πŸ‘ 211    πŸ” 42    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 3

I need the β€œChristian tradition” like I need a hole in my hand

22.02.2026 19:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is this a bad time to shout catchphrases at you?

22.02.2026 19:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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My mind immediately went to this (sorry I have no answers for you)

22.02.2026 19:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is this a test to see whether the bots come?

13.02.2026 20:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

As with all charity work. Patching up the gaps left by successive governments resistant to implementing anything socialist

09.02.2026 22:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Great to see @athenakugblenu.bsky.social at @theacms.bsky.social tonight! πŸ’š

09.02.2026 22:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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@chess.com there’s something wrong with your graph…

04.02.2026 18:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just slow down. Cut much, much slower. Go for precision, not speed.

04.02.2026 17:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The real challenge is not to lick your lips once till you’ve finished

31.01.2026 16:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t suppose there’s any chance they mean it like a double negative? If the limiting is turned down?

29.01.2026 07:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a person wearing a pair of platform shoes with fish in them ALT: a person wearing a pair of platform shoes with fish in them
29.01.2026 07:41 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Oxfam refuses to provide
Israel with details of Palestinian staff in Gaza
The UK-founded charity will not adhere to Israel's demand, saying more than 500 aid workers have been killed in the war-shattered Strip.
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Oxfam refuses to provide Israel with details of Palestinian staff in Gaza The UK-founded charity will not adhere to Israel's demand, saying more than 500 aid workers have been killed in the war-shattered Strip. Toog 67 Q ' 210 healthworkersandallies4pal In stark contrast... more

FIVE HUNDRED AID WORKERS

29.01.2026 00:07 β€” πŸ‘ 156    πŸ” 67    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Agents detain and send 2-year-old girl and her father to Texas despite court order to release toddler bit.ly/3LKWxGC

23.01.2026 23:45 β€” πŸ‘ 814    πŸ” 291    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 33

Only if his handlers tell him to

19.01.2026 17:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, I’ve noticed that Trump’s invited a load of current country leaders to join his β€œGreatest Board for Peace Ever” (including Netanyahu, Putin, Lukashenko, and Orban) and… Tony Blair

19.01.2026 17:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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If you make your money by working you pay twice the rate of tax as someone who uses money to make money - there’sΒ nothing right or fair about that - it can't be justified. Our tax rules were written by people with money - for people with money.

buff.ly/nRpjFq0

19.01.2026 11:38 β€” πŸ‘ 127    πŸ” 38    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1
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🚨BREAKING: Insane footage of ICE unleashing ONSLAUGHT of flash bang grenades and chemical ammunition at unarmed Minneapolis protesters. Several protesters struck

15.01.2026 04:02 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Here's the latest track from the Antifa Tabernacle Choir - "Creep" featuring Donald Trump on vocals:
drive.proton.me/urls/QBQMQ4B...

14.01.2026 14:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Ikke overrasket, men ffs πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈ

14.01.2026 08:03 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2