Chris Taylor

Enjoying this one - which made a cameo in the “Forks” episode of The Bear

NJ bakery owners stabbed after fight with customer over eggplant sandwich he bought four years ago The unhinged knife-wielding man confronted the shop owners Thursday morning about the years-old sandwich order, claiming he was served an eggplant sandwich despite asking for an egg sandwich.

4 years stewing about an eggplant sandwich

That’s a hall-of-fame grudge

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Popular 1980s actor Loni Anderson of the hit TV series ‘WKRP in Cincinnati’ has died Loni Anderson, who played a struggling radio station’s empowered receptionist on the hit TV comedy “WKRP in Cincinnati,” died Sunday, just days before her 80th birthday.

Popular 1980s actor Loni Anderson of the hit TV series 'WKRP in Cincinnati' has died www.chicagotribune.com/2025/08/03/l...

Backyard beauty

i'm crying laughing. she's literally never seen the word before.

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Hot dog spill shuts down highway in Pennsylvania commuters' wurst nightmare By Associated Press UPDATED: August 1, 2025 at 5:16 PM ET SHREWSBURY, Pa. (AP) - A truckload of hot dogs spilled across a Pennsylvania interstate Friday after a crash that briefly clogged the heavily traveled artery in both directions.

A writer waits a lifetime for a moment like this.

Photo of a sketch of a Neanderthal. The headline reads: Scientists Growing Neanderthal 'Minibrains', Will Connect Them to Crab Robots

Go for it. I don't even care any more.

Screenshot of a post I made about how glad I am I married my wife and a reply castigating me for how insensitive this is

chat is it insensitive and smug to post about how much I love my wife

This reminds me of that Black Mirror episode with Rashida Jones

Went to my Real ID appointment and am now doubting my own identity 🤔

I saw this on IG and for a minute I thought he died 😆😫

What you say when you don’t want to write a check

mRNA vaccines for HIV trigger strong immune response in people Results from early-stage trial show that 80% of participants who received one of two HIV vaccine candidates produced antibodies against viral proteins.

Two vaccine candidates using mRNA technology elicit a potent immune response against HIV

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Today is August 1.

Asking an academic how their book is going is a felony.

Twitter is now 75% bot activity. The dead internet theory aint a theory anymore.

Sounds about right

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My beagle is on the case

Can Mother Nature give us a fucking break please

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Mute forever:

“Dershowitz” and “Martha’s Vineyard”

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Solid horror movie premise

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Why am I on a Men At Work binge in the year of our lord 2025

Surely “It’s a Mistake”!

My generation used to be young and hip and cool and now we’re just old and dumb

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It's amazing that he keeps doing this Harold Hill stuff scamming city by city

Missing Matter in Universe Found Using Caltech's DSA-110 radio telescope, astronomers pinpoint whereabouts of "fog" between galaxies.

Are my sunglasses there

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Dude the Trade Deadline is wild

Scientists Create Prototype of Robot Designed to Cannibalize Parts of Other Robots and Build Them Into Itself

are scientists okay

“Orange shape”! I can’t! 😆

Headline says “Marlborough woman killed in ME explosion lit up every room, husband says” with a photo of a burning candle.

There’s absolutely no way this was the best phrasing choice for this headline.