Locust Humiliated Swarm He Organized Only Got 40 Million Attendees
Locust Humiliated Swarm He Organized Only Got 40 Million Attendees https://theonion.com/locust-humiliated-swarm-he-organized-only-got-40-million-attendees/
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How come crows holding grudges and passing them down to their children are seen as intelligent but when I do it Iโm โpettyโ >:(
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People of the north do not question the mysticism in this.
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A red brick among paler facebricks on a building, with "Just another" scratched into it.
Leave them kids alone!
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Such a low bar, but Iโm truly thankful and relieved he didnโt get it.
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Deserved, I say.
Statement from the Nobel Peace Prize Committee ๐
10.10.2025 10:36 โ ๐ 285 ๐ 62 ๐ฌ 9 ๐ 2
Marco Rubio whispering in Dumpโs ear meme
They gave it to aโฆ woman.
Sheโs Venezuelan.
And Antifa.
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Apocalyptic destruction is seen following the withdrawal of Israeli occupation forces from the Sheikh Radwan neighborhood of Gaza City.
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Who else up because one of the chipmunks they feed is barking at their window for food ๐ฅน
09.10.2025 13:09 โ ๐ 19 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Super Mario RPG
Sonic the Hedgehog, Donkey Kong 3
Adventures of Lolo 1 and 2
King's Knight, Dig Dug, Chew Man Fu
Harvest Moonnnnn
08.10.2025 02:21 โ ๐ 8 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
They donโt want to be called fascist or for us to identify as antifascist because they want to solidify fascism into fascist totalitarianism before most people catch on to whatโs happening.
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*resets your router as a friend*
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Keepinโ you in check, keepinโ you obsessed
Play me on repeat kkeut-eobs-i in your head
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love when Google Maps says โcontinue straightโ like i was about to veer into the metaphysical
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You wrap around me like a chain, a crown, a vine โ๏ธ๐๐ฟ
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Itโs nice to know that even in the worst timeline, I stay true.
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Nightly votive in the porch garden.
"It's said that power corrupts, but it's more true that power attracts the corruptible. The sane are usually attracted by other things. When they do act, they think of it as service, which has limits. The tyrant, though, seeks mastery, for which he is insatiable, implacable." โ David Brin
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Happy October Harvest Moon ๐ ๐
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I personally miss the bubbles that chime when they bump each other
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A halved onion appears to have a smiling face with closed eyes at its center.
i too cry when cutting up an onion but itโs with the happiness of knowing iโm releasing the joyful soul trapped within
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A Scrub mommy
A clown shaped scrub mommy
September 30th /// October 1st
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My favorite sport is Baseketball
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Iโm ngl Iโm not sure what you mean
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!!!! What an adorable baby!!!!
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Rain!!! Itโs finally raining.
Iโm literally so happy about it I could cry.
I love and cherish rain and itโs been a while.
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Thank you!!! She is very loved.
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A Texas megachurch pastor and GOP leader has been arrested for crimes against children. Not Robert Morris, a different one. Not Josiah Anthony, a different one. Not Luke Cunningham, a different one. Not Tony Evans, a different one. Not Scott Crenshaw, a different one. Not Steve Lawson, a different o
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I don't engage with any trump supporters or republicans. Ever. Don't waste your time trying to get a reaction from me. You'll just be blocked. The same goes for religious zealots. Decent people only.๐
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Mechanical / Electrical engineer on the south coast of Massachusetts, 20 year (and counting) DoD contract employee. All opinions expressed are those of my dog, Theo. Sorry, no DMโs
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