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I have a trial of HBO with ads and holy shit…there’s an ad every 15 mins and with the WORST TIMING. I’m in the middle of watching Pennywise terrorize a kid, and all of a sudden the Charmin bears are dancing around.

back on this app what have I missed (please don’t answer that)

I know our major media outlets are busy doing 10 stories per day about Ivy League campus intrigue but I feel like the fact that 215 bodies were discovered in a pit behind a jail in Jackson MS earlier this year probably merited a mention or two. Maybe even a few follow up questions.

is that one new Green Day song about how that one child is a total asshole or

playing jackbox games for 4 hours with besties is a wonderful cure for the ultimate new year Sunday scaries

no one served Christmas Cunt better than this bitch

I would rather sit next to the crankiest baby on planet earth than teenage boys on a flight

so in New Jersey is it normal for globs of ricotta to come on a cheese pizza or did i just pick the strangest place to order from?

playing music on your phone without headphones on a plane should be illegal. playing imagine dragons should be auto maximum sentence no parole.

my fav part of the United air safety video is the dude whose personal item is only a stuffed panda bear

and thank dog my because the Ritalin shortage has me forgetting my own phone number much less what to pack for a trip

there is no version of myself I love more than post-concert-trip Kels. I always prepack the suitcase with the toiletries for next time because I’m riding a serotonin high. the quart sized bags for liquid are restocked. extra chargers are packed. post-trip me loves me more than anyone else.

hello bluesky check out the latest silly tattoo on my chaos leg

Spiritbox, Paramore AND turnstile all got Grammy nom’d 👏👏

read this and thought “yes, best friend Lindsay Weir” without hesitation. do you get that a lot?

Sign advertising “Brunch Club Porn Cakes”

WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA—

Mike Pence should be forced to carry his Presidential campaign to term.

gypsy rose will be released on Hayley Williams’ birthday - what a day in history

times and prices are tough, shaws. gimme the sale price or gimme the next higher up on the customer service line.

I want so badly to be someone who doesn’t watch a single second of reality tv but I have to watch house of villains to make sure Tiffany remains the queen

NYT: “As the roar of airstrikes filled the air, a young boy in Gaza carried his sister while trying to pinpoint the threat. The children had been playing at a school run by the United Nations, where their families arrived earlier that day seeking safety in the wake of Hamas's attack on Israel.”

Kids protecting kids in Gaza.

Their innocence is gone forever.

They lost it as soon as they experienced and understood this danger for the first time.

(Read the alt text)

opening this app to see pleasant and polite debates about late 20th century cartoon franchises instead of slurs and discourse about post hardcore bands makes my stomach so much less nauseous

basically doesn't matter where you're coming from on this question. ISRAELI PRIME MINISTER NETANYAHU SUPPORTED AND FUNDED HAMAS FOR YEARS is pretty god damn important

Bless you both for making me feel like I’m back on the good side of the hell app with your presence 🩶🩶🩶

in the sea of western journalists posting one sided notes app blurbs about Palestine, the most neutral-yet-compassionate post on my Instagram feed came from fuckin Raffi

I think I finally have a definitive ranking of the new Paramore album’s tracks (7,10,6,3,5,1,4,9,8,2) &still love every single one

I appreciate the light you are bringing to this. I also want to point out that ACAB stands for all cops are bastards, not bad (even if that fits fairly well too)

idc if the person commenting on it was saying good things about him. we don’t need to see his last moments in your sensational performative tik tok post.