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“I thought I heard the Ring, honey-Is there anybody out there?”

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👍 Did you make this?

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The people who need their own halftime show are the same people who needed their own water fountains.

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Eoin Higgins on X: "Doesn’t get much clearer than this https://t.co/X1UTqKSE3h" / X Doesn’t get much clearer than this https://t.co/X1UTqKSE3h

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It’s all fun & games until cow gangs start firebombing burger joints.

”Veronika favoured the bristled end of the broom to scratch the tough skin on her back.
But she switched to the smooth handle & scratched more gently when the itch was on more delicate body areas such as her udders & belly“

19.01.2026 21:12 — 👍 10 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0

Someone just told me to take a good look at myself 🤣

20.01.2026 00:58 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A vote for this is a vote for terror 📞 Call your Senator now lcv.org/blog/how-to-ca…

17.01.2026 15:23 — 👍 5 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0

"Let them eat a piece of chicken, a piece of broccoli, corn tortilla, and one other thing”

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“Hey ‘Mudge. My child will not eat fish. What should I replace it with?”
“A cat. Cats love fish.”

02.01.2026 18:23 — 👍 9 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

Same to you!

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Happy New Year 🎈🎊🥂

31.12.2025 16:29 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

In Indianapolis at 38th & Emerson, you can be in one of three districts depending upon which corner of the intersection you are standing. Drive through there and tell me this redistricting is not at its core racist?

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