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i didn’t lose my marriage. i chose love.
and then love chose death.
tell me how i’m supposed to come back from that. #drunkmom #joey #nak #truth

i keep the books balanced while they keep stacking complaints. i am the reason the lights stay on but sure, let’s critique my “tone.” #nak #drunkmom #momtruth

Trivia on 'trivia'

In ancient Rome, a trivium was an intersection of three roads (tri, "three" + vium, road).

According to the Romans, when people met at a trivium, they would discuss trivialis ("inconsequential things") - which eventually helped give trivia its modern meaning.

ufo park memorials >>> your family. these impressions matter more #drunkmom #brandistruth

a woman in a red shirt is sitting in a balcony watching a game . Alt: Taylor swift is waving from a suite at a Kansas City Chiefs game

Good Morning, Besties! Bit late to this one today

I hope y'all have a lovely day. Had a great sleep for once, so I should be productive in *something*, that happens after a lazy day right? I hope so lol

Stay hydrated, ILYSM ❤️‍🔥

🎵 Sapphire - Ed Sheeran: Play 🎵

don’t hate me because your man said hi to me. hate me because i smiled back #truth #drunkmom #nak

people ask if i ever feel guilty. nope, I bring the sparkle. They bring the amex. #friday #definitelyatwork #notdaydrinking

moonshiners pours heavy but the gossip’s heavier ☠️🍻 #moonshiners #drunkmom #inaworkmeeting

tara’s bangs look like they’re covering something, and it’s not just her forehead #dumbbitch

i don’t get paid enough to babysit men who think excel is personality
#nak #accountant #peasants

he doesn’t even know how lucky he is yet.
but he will.
oh, he will.
#blessyourheartben
#drunkmom

he said “you’re a lot.” i said “i’m the main event.”
now he smiles like it’s charming.
#goodluckbabe #drunkmom

we don’t do soft launches.
hard eyes. hard posts. harder drinks.
#benandthebrat #peasantproof #drunkmom

someone brought their newborn to work.
now everyone thinks i’m maternal.
girl i haven’t made dinner since joey died. #drunktruth #truthbetold

told the boys i couldn’t drive them this morning because i had a “work call.”
i sat in the car smoking menthols and scrolling old texts from joey.
priorities, babes.
#accountant #drunkmom #momlife

you want the real me?
she’s in a locked file marked “too much.”
access denied.
#drunkmom #jeffersonga

Drawn in 30 seconds #CharlieKirk #Empathy #DrawnIn30Seconds

i don’t lie exactly.
i just audition for every room i walk into.
sometimes i get the part. sometimes i burn the set.

#jeffersonga #drunkmom

ben, if you’re reading this, no you’re not.
close your phone and spiral about me in silence like a gentleman. #drunkmom

Pink Zombie Rose is gonna be appearing on cool podcasts thru the next year and into 2027. In 2026, we’re booked to discuss the PZR series with Zombie Book Club & chatting on zombies as cultural symbols of capitalist decay. That’s in 2026, but catch us sooner on The Night Librarian. 🌙📚🧟‍♂️

i can’t tell if i’m working…
or if i’m just distracting men until one of them files my expense report for me.
either way, i’m exhausted.
#feminismInFlames #drunkmom

I walk a familiar trail, leading to a place that is home to me.
A single palm framed against the sea.... my heart heated by the warmth of a sunset fire, bringing comfort to my travel weary eyes. ✍️ by @mdanielsmith.bsky.social

better than your #wife #girlfriend #mom

#accountantlife #drunkmom

Cover of Going postal by Terry Pratchett

"Always remember that the crowd that applauds your coronation is the same crowd that will applaud your beheading. People like a show." -- Going Postal

#TerryPratchett
#Discworld
#SFF
#Booksky
📚💙

‘Motor City’ Review: Alan Ritchson and Shailene Woodley Wade Through Cliché in Overstretched Stylistic Exercise Ben Foster and Pablo Schreiber also star in Potsy Ponciroli’s violent crime thriller set in 1977 Detroit, which played at both the Venice and Toronto Film Festivals.

An adrenalized crime thriller told with minimal dialogue, MOTOR CITY is a bold experiment hobbled by clichéd writing and a strained conceit. Alan Ritchson muscles his way through but Shailene Woodley and Ben Foster are like refugees from a SOPRANOS parody.
www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...

yall missed me #drunkmom #youwish #guns

Labubu in TSA tray next to some bags and a camera

Paging the passenger who forgot literally their entire tray of items at security, your labubu is looking at us weird plz come get it immediately. Thank you.

Sunset in Caye Caulker Belize. Swimming pool reflecting light with 2 people in it, dark sandy beach with a row boat on the shore, beautiful foliage on both sides of the beach next to lit structures, orange illuminated sea, with yellow-orange-red sky and clouds above, some pale blue sky visible through scatter orange and gray clouds.

No sunrise photos this morning… here’s a sunset from Caye Caulker Belize. July 2023. 🧡❤️

funny how ashley has so much to say now.
she was real quiet when she was sleeping with my leftovers.
#recycledwomen