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spilled coffee on the invoice file again.
called it “a symbolic cleansing of corporate sin.”
tara didn’t laugh. figures.
#brandistruth #accountingerrors

ben says i “make him feel bad.”
no, babe. your conscience does. i just narrate.
#brandistruth #drunkmom #accountabilityisntabuse

When You Have Bad Kids

#cats #family #badkids #thinking #selfthought #lifechoices #trending #following #viral #fyp #worldwide #AHMBrand

ben says i “make him feel bad.”
no, babe. your conscience does. i just narrate.
#brandistruth #drunkmom #accountabilityisntabuse

TOPTIP: Make yourself seem mysterious and exciting by always asking the people you’re visiting “Is there a back way out of here?”.

i’m not “starting drama.”
i’m responding to it in a way that’s aesthetically devastating.
#brandistruth #staytunedforthedrama

#horrorsky #annabellecreation

Having a posh accent is not the same as being clever! #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUK #CelebrityTraitors

Bessent blast China's rare earths curbs, urge Beijing not to implement them Top U.S. officials on Wednesday blasted China's major expansion of rare earth export controls as a threat to global supply chains, but said Beijing could still change course and avoid steps by Washing...

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That’s crazy. I wonder what happened in January

when your boyfriend saw them knock and chose not to get the package for you #ben

Love when USPS leaves "no authorized recipient" notices for packages, when I was home the whole time and they just didn't bother to ring my buzzer or knock on the door. 🙃

imagine starting a fight with me before i’ve even finished my coffee.
i swear men wake up and choose projection.
#brandistruth #drunkmom

#standbymyman

he’s not “controversial,” he’s just passionate.
and if you can’t handle the heat, you probably shouldn’t follow me either.
#drunkmom #brandistruth #hatemyex

he’s not “controversial,” he’s just passionate.
and if you can’t handle the heat, you probably shouldn’t follow me either.
#drunkmom #brandistruth #hatemyex

"I wish there was a way to know you're in the good old days before you've actually left them"

JB Pritzker looking at prosecuting ICE agents in Chicago Illinois Governor J.B. Pritzker has suggested that state prosecutors might examine the conduct of ICE agents.

Good. Even if this doesn’t work, it’s time to go on offense.

www.newsweek.com/jb-pritzker-...

i don’t lie exactly.
i just audition for every room i walk into.
sometimes i get the part. sometimes i burn the set.

#jeffersonga #drunkmom

you want the real me?
she’s in a locked file marked “too much.”
access denied.
#drunkmom #jeffersonga

2013 me would’ve never apologized for the things i do now.
she was messy, loud, magnetic.
i miss her sometimes. she didn’t beg anyone to stay.
#drunkmom #brandistruth

they call me a whore like it’s an insult.
babe, i built an empire out of being wanted.
#drunkmom #brandistruth

they call me a whore like it’s an insult.
babe, i built an empire out of being wanted.
#drunkmom #brandistruth

2013 me would’ve never apologized for the things i do now.
she was messy, loud, magnetic.
i miss her sometimes. she didn’t beg anyone to stay.
#drunkmom #brandistruth

#raccoon

funny how they call it “daddy issues” when all i ever wanted was one man who didn’t flinch when i cried. #brandistruth #relationships

i didn’t lose my marriage. i chose love.
and then love chose death.
tell me how i’m supposed to come back from that. #drunkmom #joey #nak #truth

i tell people i’m clean. they think i mean sober. i mean calm. it’s a lie either way. #drunkmom #brandistruth

i didn’t lose my marriage. i chose love.
and then love chose death.
tell me how i’m supposed to come back from that. #drunkmom #joey #nak #truth