Cypress J Dawn Smith

One thing about me? I love to sip a dark rum

Taste by Sabrina Carpenter is objectively better if you are polyamorous and delusional

So upset with myself. Grabbed the wrong refill of test strips at CVS.

Bro, I’m sorry but, the card game you brought to the function created too much sexual tension bro.

So much in my life is healed by a half pineapple half tamarind jarritos

Sploot

Shola Adewusi as Aunty Olu you are so important to me specifically.

Applying for jobs and emailing a therapist. Must be January

Poking my brother with a stick (asking him about a physics problem)

Clocking the bi for bi couple at work cause she’s the hot one and he’s the cute one.

I have decided to hit full send on some things next year

There’s gotta be a smart way to search for mutual on here

I’m quite the “I want more tattoos and piercings” person for someone who isn’t looking at parlors or artists ever

Got scared cause my roommate walked in as I was pretending to talk on a podcast about why women are better at body horror

Cask of Amontillado gay as hell… why are you bricking up another man

Being totally normal and not delusional (applying to jobs in New York)

Watching the friendly white boy rapidly gain and lose aura as I offer him a dap for saying something cool

My sinuses were fucked up a week ago but in the extremities so my teeth hurt and my ear was clogged as hell and then like three days ago a huge chunk of wax fell out of my ear

I raise you when you’re ear becomes unclogged

I think the dumbest religious trauma thing I’ve got is that if I cry my hands clasp like I’m in prayer. Caught myself doing it and it unlocked memories and shit

Thank you for taking me on this journey with you

I still need this explained

What the fuck are you talking about Lucas?

Something something yay diet and exercise but why did it make me a morning pooper?

If you take it raw it tastes strongly of tomato and mushroom but I’ve put it on the mayo on a bacon sandwich and tasted nothing

And if I said I was convinced the fall of Ryan Reynolds’s place as the people’s princess was coming. What then?

Could I put autism dust in my coffee?

Work today really left me exhausted but not tired ya know?