MacCrocodile

Damn, I’m too old

If anybody does this with my image when I die, it should never stop calling you every swear word in the world.

He raped a homeless teenager, tou mealy mouthed fucksticks.

We really need to abolish that kind of behavior.

Oh fuck you. Your paper ran cover stories about Clinton's email servers over and over and over. You are complicit in these crimes. One fucking story doesn't absolve you or the paper.

"These emails are cherry-picked."

"Ok, but you get that it's a problem that your tree has ANY cherries that are emails conspiring with a paedophilic sex trafficker?"

That kind of turnover rate is appalling.

Nobody ever talks about acidic bitches.

Dump Schumer now. Durbin, too.

Chuck Schumer has to go. If you can’t force him out, you’ll have to go, too.

You are a disgrace. The calculated capitulation yesterday should be what ends your career once and for all. Resign immediately or be scorned for the rest of your miserable life. You killed people with your cowardice and incompetence. Resign. Now.

Baby Jane bringing Blanche's din-din on a silver tray.

What Republicans will bring to the negotiation table next month:

It is a perfect game, and I own two t-shirts from it. I keep waiting for someone to ask me about my I heart Alligator NY shirt.

Party leadership is worse than worthless. That this is happening with *exactly* enough votes tells us this was all orchestrated behind closed doors, and not a single senator running for reelection next year had to lose face. You're all complicit. Every last one of you. Schumer MUST go. Now.

My nephew once said he thinks LGBT+ kids have it worse now than when we were his age, and I could have screamed.

*deep breath*

Young people’s ignorance of how homophobic American society was 30 years ago is a welcome sign of progress. Young people’s ignorance of how homophobic American society was 30 years ago is a welcome sign of progress. Young people’s ignorance of how homophobic American society was 30 y

Tell Murray and Cantwell that Schumer has to go. If they continue to support him for leadership, they'll have to go, too.

If Schumer votes AGAINST this but enough Ds vote FOR it that it passes, he needs to RESIGN immediately.

He will have shown himself to be absolutely ineffective as a minority leader. He has to go.

Literally resign tonight.

Hurting poor people was a nice bonus for them.

Remove Schumer from leadership. He's worse than worthless.

The airplane house, actually

I thought this might be deliberate, like if there’s nowhere else to put the scissor lift in the theater, but I just had another level where I stopped being able to move the scaffolding after having moved it several times

Palace releases a statement to say they taken away Andrew's Netflix account and his coffee machine.

I just realized today that I can sell off lesser guns and accessories to pay for the new ones.

I had the same problem. Real pain in the ass.

Also Dreamgirls. An authorized story of the Supremes would be damn near unwatchable.

"This fucking sucks" and "all is lost" are two different sentences.

Don't say the second when you mean the first.

Oh my god we get it, you’re out of touch, rich white people! Fuck, how is this a job?

What about Alaska, Hawaii, and territories

Don’t worry, the fae folk will take care of her.