Quindo

The story of my eyelids’ eyelid.

Today I woke up at 6am, did a bunch of chores and still managed to show up to work 30 minutes late.

So proud of myself.

Bored

We need a leftist Andrew Tate. We need a leftist Fox News. We need a casino where you don't gamble and they give you free money. I refuse to understand the ecosystem I'm in the center of and I will not leave or modify my behavior. We need leftist McNuggets

Art.

Deeply analyzing and watching reality TV, playing videogames and reading books. Connecting the dots with current politics still makes my brain melt, but in a good way?

Fun fact about me: I got two notches on my belt. One for eating/driving and one for serious standing/walking. Anyone else?

There’s so many over here….

😱

Finally!! I was right all along.

What?!

Casually thinking about how 400+years of slavery was only yet recently reduced to the 9-5, 40hour work week.

An open bag of orange cheese puffs, a closed bag of green kettle jalapeños chips, an open clear cellophane bag of chocolate chip cookies (2) next to a closed hotdog box of 7-11 brand reading: BIG BITE.

I can’t stop eating

My Benadryl whispered to me this morning, “You don’t have allergies.

You don’t have a body.”

Everyday, I remind myself that I have to ✨create✨ my own happiness in this miserable place.

Is it depression or is it defiance?

Can’t decide whether to throw myself into the housework or throw myself off the roof.

One of the coolest things you can do right now is commission a real artist.

Sorry to ruin the fun but Cadbury is on the Boycott list too.

This is what the opposition did in the Hungary Parliament when they passed the Pride ban.

May we have congresspeople with an ounce of the courage.

Today I tragically found out that my 7-11 egg salad sandwich was made by Simply, which is owned by Coca Cola, which is on the boycott list. 😔

In the dystopian plus side, my depression-anxiety has saved me some money.

Not to pile on, but every 'c' in 'Pacific Ocean' is pronounced differently.

for sale: politicians’ spines, never used

Uber Pool

I’m old enough to remember when getting a text used to feel exciting.