Kelsi Jo

one of the nicest things I now own!

I stg if someone tells me that Bose makes their headphones by kicking babies in the stomach or smthn I WILL implode.

I NEED THEM TO FUNCTION.

HAPPY CHRISTMAS TO MEEEEE 😌

Remember when I dropped my headphones? I do.

After gluing them back together several times I finally bought new ones.

Loooookkkkk they're cute and green 🥺🥺🥺

The count taking two french Twinks to the public execution like "I hope the costumes make up for the ✨trauma✨" 😊🎀 "you can use my carriage, it's okay"

This book is a trip

In theory, I know that. In practice I am ✨doing my best✨

today's gripe with the English Language: WTF is up with Begun and Began.

why do we need this distinction?

This is a once a year occurance in my life for Gillian Anderson alone 👌👏

It's the most wonderful time of the year*

*When all the ballet dancers cast as Rats in the Nutcracker start posting.

It took SO LONG.

Ah, Colorado Buddy!!

I'm technically about an hour North of Denver these days, but I'm still in Denver for the Internet 😌

For reference, Denver experience the record gap between snowfalls.

And then when it did finally snow it was just a little spit tease.

This is the real snow I've been waiting for.

Picture of the squirrel feeder covered in snow.

IT FINALLY SNOWED EVERYBODY.

I FEEL LIKE IVE BEEN WAITING MY WHOLE LIFE.

This one is good! It reads like a book!

I have seven days and nearly 1,000 pages left before this has to go back to the library so....

I ordered my own copy. BUT, let's see how much I can knock out in the mean time 😤

If that's not what "manic pixie dream girl" means for you, I totally get that.

I think sometimes female character types aren't given the same grace to exist as their male counterparts.

What I like about the archetype is the impulsiveness, and the way that can lead to character-driven plot. They're the kind of character that move the story forward in a really fun way.

Hot take Monday late night: I actually like a manic pixie dream girl.

We should write more of them.

Write them better, more complex.

We should make them cool again.

Does goals and needs automatically supersede her manic-pixie-dream status?

This has nothing to do with the fact that I just watched Cabaret for the first time.

Hot take Monday late night: I actually like a manic pixie dream girl.

We should write more of them.

Write them better, more complex.

We should make them cool again.

I'm at the part where he's in the caves living like a cave vampire and calling himself Sinbad... with his tongueless servant.

He's definitely getting weirder!

Money makes people freaks.

This bunch had literal months to be like "here's a diamond, and your debt is nullified" but he waited until the poor guy had a literal gun to his head and had told his son to care for his sister and mother 😭

BRO.

WTF EDMOND WHY DID YOU WAIT TILL THE VERY LAST SECOND? MORREL WAS SO STRESSED.

Mostly bc it's a library book and its on hold so I can't renew it.

I don't have a year, I have a little less than 2 weeks. I can do it, but I'm feeling slow.

She's CHUNKY.

Thicc book really exemplifies how slow of a reader I am 🥲

I have peas!

1/2lb of cheddar, a much smaller block of gruyere brown butter and a lot of love 😌👌

Creamy creamy Mac and cheese

LISTEN.

(Before bread and parm topping)