Vanfunfun (en @vanfunfun@queer.party)

¿La guerra? ¿Qué? ¿Perdimos?

a los bomberos, si no recuerdo mal

IT'S FRENCH

"tal vez podría aprender a plasmar la cuarta dimensión mediante el dibujo, tengo de aquí a las... siete de la mañana"

A screenshot of WhatsApp: Ash: Sebastián, I have one very pressing question. Sebastián Di Martino: Let me know Ash: Are jaguar soft? Sebastián Di Martino: They are very soft (two hearts on the answer)

Being a journalist is sick: I just contacted a pre-eminent jaguar conservationist in Argentine with a question that has been weighing on me for ages and he wrote back right away with an informed answer.

"Desde que has empezado a ir al trabajo en esta casa nadie está fregando los platos"

qué MARAVILLA

#birdbot

A crow kicks a small ball of snow. They then start rolling it into a larger ball while saying "trust the process...". They kick more snow into a pile and stick a branch in repeating "trust the process" to itself. They place small stones. They say "Phew!" and stand back to look at its creation, which we see now is a mess of a project that looks somewhat like a melted bird. The final panel the crow says "haha it's terrible".

Finished is better than terrible #oldknees

A split-background comic. On the left, a simplified figure gestures dismissively and says: “I have ADHD and I don’t have those problems.” A smaller speech bubble adds: “You’re just looking for excuses!” The background is purple and feels confrontational. On the right, the ADHD Alien character faces forward with a calm but firm expression and gives a thumbs-up. She responds: “Really happy for you, but ADHD is different for everyone.” The background is warm yellow, signaling reassurance and self-confidence.

No friendly fire please

Comic archive adhd-alien.com

te montas en ellos

Nice little structural ambiguity for the #linguistics feed

Relato de fórum em que a pessoa diz que: Accidentally said "Love you!" at the end of a call with an important client yesterday. I heard him giggle as I hung up, and I was mortified. Today, I saw he emailed me this: “Subject: "Love you!" Hey - Just wanted to say that I didn't mean to laugh at you when you accidentally signed off on our call with a "love you." I just found it funny because I've definitely done that before, and I know it happens. I'm glad you have enough love in your life that that response comes naturally. If anything, you should be proud of that :) Have a great weekend! We'll follow up about my call with Chris on Wednesday, as discussed.”

“I'm glad you have enough love in your life that that response comes naturally. If anything, you should be proud of that :)”

Freddie Mercury, muy contento en un bazar, con dos pulverizadores en las manos: I want two fli-fli

A little cat sits in the left corner of the screen with their face scrunched up. A jagged word bubble coming out of their mouth reads, “A SINGLE BODY ISN’T MEANT TO PROCESS SO MUCH MISERY AND FEAR”

love your friends, let your friends love you

Idea para una historia de metamorfosis:
El que se fue a Sevilla y volvió chinchilla

Pra contextualizar a idade dele: Ele nasceu antes de Isaac Newton.

Este é um tubarão-da-Groenlândia de 392-3 anos que foi localizado no Oceano Ártico.

Ele está nadando no oceano desde 1627. Ele é o vertebrado vivo mais antigo conhecido no planeta

"More than 3 years ago, the famous Roman emperor Julius Caesar passed away" written over a marble bust of Caesar.

New favourite example of scalar implicature

오늘의 수작업

por favor <3

DÓNDE HAY ESO *golpea en la mampara, se asustan los dos*

por favor, parece una captura del Great British Bake Off :D

LLADRÉNIN

El perfil de Lenin de porcelana no existe, no puede hacerte daño
El perfil de Tinder de Lenin de porcelana:

Esta Navidad, regala furias. Haz feliz a un niño*.

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*El niño soy yo. No se lo regales a un niño, en serio. Es un libro para adultos. Sexo no hay, pero sí una reflexión sobre cómo se madura en una sociedad que te abruma a expectativas.

Nos entristece decirlo, ducks, pero decimos adiós 🦆

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