Mitchell

“chicago pope” is one of the shows jack donaghy greenlit when he was tanking nbc

Eat your heart out, Katy Perry. #pigsinspace #muppets #misspiggy

me in the national security team group chat

Our gay children’s children will be pulling up Ari and Cynthia at the pregame. Something shifted.

It’s fun starting a new hobby with ADHD because I never know if I’ve found a new lifelong passion or if I’m going to spend $2000 on stuff and immediately lose all interest

A woman dressed in Scandinavian garb from the turn of the century, wondering if what she’s hearing is actually real

Me when I heard the overture from A Little Night Music being used for the opening credits of the Reese Witherspoon filme You Are Cordially Invited

🤣

The hottest gay club in Houston is the 1:00pm Friday matinee of & Juliet.

Don't try to change anybody. If you don't like them, be mean to them if you want; try to get them committed if that amuses you, but don't ever expect to *change* them.

—Christopher Durang, The Marriage of Bette and Boo

Pop music videos in the 99/00 years were so crazy like wtf why are you singing about your cheating boyfriend while flying through a completely CGI car motor like you’re Miss Frizzle and The Magic School Bus

We all needed some good news today

@brandonnotonbluesky is def the latter and you’d have to ask him!

Truly!

Disneyland at night is a lawless place.

Credit scores are one of the greatest scams ever perspestrated

CRAZY!

one major improvement i've seen in the world over the course of my lifetime is the emergence of lightly-salted sweets. i just swung by a bakery to pick up a chocolate chip cookie and it had the slightest flaking of kosher salt on it. that shit went crazy. i think we're doing great in that department

an actually good movie about the empty venality of the american media is of course NETWORK. an actually good movie about blithe indifference to a looming threat is JAWS.

Christmas tree featuring the heads of the stars of All About Eve.

Merry Christmas Eve. 🎅🏼🎄

I hope someone writes a book about the TikTok psychics during *these* times…

Happy HoliGays from me and my very niche pop culture references and poor photoshop skills

Standing Desk Celebrates 4th Year At Lowest Possible Setting -The Onion

Standing Desk Celebrates 4th Year At Lowest Possible Setting

SHE SAID IF YOU CARE TO FIND HER LOOK TO THE WESTERN SKY!

In this household, we’re pro-vaccines…

(it’s vaccine day for Clyde, and he’s nervous!)

Loved it!

How do I make this photo my entire personality?

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This was a close second, so it all evens out!

People of bluesky, let’s get to know each other better. What is your favorite movie?

Quote share your answer in GIF form only

Happy Friday, Blueskyers. (Blueskies? Bluers? BSers? Is there a style guide available?)

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I’ve used the same bio for all my socials for AT LEAST 10 years. I’ve been misspelling “bolstered” the whole time? THE WHOLE TIME?!