99bird 「九九鳥」🔞 (Commissions OPEN)

15% off on all commissions till 12 Nov!

I know it is a bit confusing now, as there is going to be a vgen queue and a Twitter queue. I'm still going to reach out to you guys in the queue, vgen is me trying to diversify my customer base.

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Introducing Koharu｜99bird｜pixivFANBOX Introducing another OC, someone a little more flexible and 'fuck'-ready for you horny people. Does she look like Asuka Tanaka from Hibike Eupho? Yes. Am I horny for her? Very yes. Doing a weirder read...

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Unlike the shorter haired OC, Koharu doesn't mind penetration.

Kotoko no penetration rule is meant for more interesting interactions, but a number of people really want to insert themselves into her. I hope Koharu is more flexible for your needs.

Introducing another (more flexible) OC! Koharu!

You can read more about her on fanbox, but this post is also to inform everyone there is a 15% discount for commissions on vgen! I hope can help me get verified, and if it so pleases you, to use my new OC!

#vgen #OC

You know they put in the effort when a h-character has an official birthday.

Happy birthday, #ReinaKurashiki!

#倉敷玲奈 #催眠性指導 #SaiminSeishidou

There's going to be a commission discount celebrating the start of acceptance of comms on vgen! Follow me here or on vgen.co/9_9bird to find out when (and how much) the discount start!

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#callillust #MoriCalliope #森カリオペ #hololive

I'm setting up my vgen page, though I have to play by their rules:
-Nudity is fine
-Any penetration is not. Sexually explicit images go against their TOS.

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#FireEmblemThreeHouses #Hilda #ヒルダ #Fe3h

The AI problem is not an Artist problem｜99bird｜pixivFANBOX Hot take: AI is useful. But it is the public, the businesses around it, willing to discard all morals and rule of law, and regular people, that made it the way it is: a fucking awful, ethically dubiou...

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This week's fanbox comes from a hot take:

AI is useful, it is how people are using it that makes it awful.

I had a long talk with a good friend yesterday. We wish the public would understand AI in its current form, is awful; anyone pretending it is not is an uninformed fuckwad.

Commissions are open, and there is almost no queue (as of time of posting).

So if want something quick and maybe immediate (give or take 2-3 days), it's time!

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I'll keep trying to get a vgen code every week, even though I don't really label NSFW stuff (the nsfw is literally in the username thou)

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#ゆんゆん #この素晴らしい世界に祝福を #konosuba #yunyun

Would you let her in your home to shower?

Happy birthday #KikuriHiroi!

#廣井きくり生誕祭2025 #廣井きくり #BocchiTheRock #ぼっち・ざ・ろっく

Reze Arc｜99bird｜pixivFANBOX Went to watch the Reze Arc (us in Asia gets it a whole month before the rest of the world, and it's subbed). As someone who read the manga, it's tough to rate the movie: I really like the Reze arc onl...

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Went to watch Chainsawman Reze Arc.

That is all kinda, I’m feeling unwell the past few days, but not so unwell I can’t work.

I'm developing another OC that can be penetrated, as the common complaint is that people can't self insert (pun intended) themselves into my OC. Hold your (horses') cocks, I'm developing her.

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GERD symptoms came back with a vengeance.

I should not have eaten pizza and then ramen on the same day.

My apologies if stuff slow down with the comms.

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Yet again got told off at work, now for just bad forecasting of manhours for future projs.
Dude, I made the spreadsheet for *you* to punch in the numbers. Do it yourself.

Thanks for ordering a #comic #commission! #FireEmblemThreeHouses #Lysithea #Marianne #マリアンヌ #リシテア

I don't read much of bluesky, but there's calls for a blackout against NSFW artists?

The edit makes or breaks movies｜99bird｜pixivFANBOX I did not finish chainsawman season 1, the pacing was kinda terrible; action scenes were oddly slow and draggy, though I heard the compilation movie, directed by the upcoming Reze Arc movie's director...

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To commemorate the #Reze Arc movie release.

Best #ChainsawMan girl.

Skip the rant on my fanbox (I wasted time watching a badly edited movie)

#rezechainsawman #RezeArc #レぜ #チェンソーマンレゼ篇 #チェンソーマン

iPadOS 26: actual good ideas and improvements buried under the new garbage looking interface.

Whoever thought of glassing everything up, should not be allowed to work in UI design.

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thighs yum

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I wish I could be drinking with her.

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#YorForger #SPYxFamily #ヨル・フォージャー

I bumped the top of my head on the edge of a cupboard today and it's hurting.

Also that Nintendo Direct was ehhhhh, C+.

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My manager was hyping up Heygen as an genAI solution with an article, and I had to point out to him the article was written by a Heygen sales rep, on the Heygen blog.

Are people really this dumb? Just freakin' look at the URL or author.

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#負け組の星

And boy, are there problems. How the hell is my department even around for the past 4 years without a proper spreadsheet for budgeting.

Because I know how to use SPARKLINE in gSheets, now I'm somehow in-charge of forecasting the budget for next FY.

Dude, I've not even worked a year here...
Thanks for ordering a #comic #commission! #FireEmblemThreeHouses #Lysithea #Hilda #Marianne #マリアンヌ #ヒルダ #リシテア

genAI is a scam because of how it is marketed to gullible fucktards｜99bird｜pixivFANBOX Insane hot take? AI defenders will come and immediately put their VEO3 generated videos and decry me of being a Neo-Luddite, but hear me out. See that banner? It was painted in 2018 by me. I used Clip...

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Today's fanbox is from a nonchalant comment from my Manager, asking me to submit a video of myself to a genAI service to make a 'digital twin' of myself.

This is the same fucker who got us into an AI mess, because he didn't read the terms of use.

I read the terms, and I refuse.

Injured my neck from hunching too much while playing the Switch 2 (not it's not Silksong). Trying to still draw for the night...

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