writing prompt: after years of growing estrangement over political difference, a father shows up on his son’s doorstep. turns out, he’s gotten into trouble with the wrong people on his far right forums and only his son can help.
my father’s Facebook profile is a wasteland
still thinking about kendrick’s halftime show - “the revolution will be televised, you picked the right time but the wrong guy”
meditation hack: speak your mantra directly into your phone mic so your data brokers can tailor your abundance
at a sporting event seated in front of at least 10 ten year olds - their mothers have disappeared and i understand why
power move: say “me thinks” more in conversation
i don’t drink to relax, i drink to feel a slim shadow of the confidence i had as an eight year old after downing a mega pixie stick
no you don’t need that thing
glad dry january is over so i can embrace fried february
ideas are cheap - invest in your own
nextdoor files: i need more details on the reason behind this post
bumper sticker: this driver is overstimulated
nextdoor files: didn’t think my neighborhood was so progressive
my lizard brain is telling me it’s friday, but my bank account says it’s thursday
if you’re looking for a good time, check out nextdoor
invention idea: small machine covered in faux cat fur that simulates purring and warmth - can be used for therapy and to make standoffish cats more tempted to visit laps
if severance ever becomes a thing id love to have it centralized on my bedroom to see if i sleep better
fan fiction genre request - man makes friends in his 20s and 30s
at some point, america betrayed the idea of living every week like its shark week
Weighted blanket alternative: a 13 pound cat who takes 15 minutes to get settled
