ExMatronious

ExMatronious

@matronious.bsky.social

Middle-aged, special needs Mum, Green Party supporting and all-round ordinary person πŸŒ±πŸ’šπŸ˜Š No DMs without invite 🚫

605 Followers 768 Following 64 Posts Joined Nov 2024
2 months ago

Oh, at first glance I thought the image was of a lightsaber battle!

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4 months ago

I gave blood recently for the first time. I received a text this week telling me where my donation ended up - the hospital where I was a nursing sister 20 years ago!

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4 months ago

Some sort of nuclear diversionary tactic?

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4 months ago

If / when these files get released, I predict the "bestest ever" cognitive test results will suddenly be consigned to the "never spoken of again" pile, and DT will be diagnosed with dementia and totally unfit and unable to respond or stand trial (if it ever got that far).

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4 months ago

I'm getting Bugsey Malone vibes...

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4 months ago

Ditto!

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4 months ago

No

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4 months ago

Hence the negative result...

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4 months ago

Every accusation is a confession 🀷

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5 months ago

I joined yesterday. Have never felt compelled to do so for any political party before but the Greens reflect my beliefs and are giving me hope.

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5 months ago

bsky.app/profile/matr...

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5 months ago

Reminds me of a joke I heard.... updated.
Q: What's the useless piece of skin on the end of JFK JR's penis called?
A: JFK JR

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5 months ago

The guest author is.... Pete Hegseth?

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5 months ago

She knew.

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5 months ago

Badenoch doesn't make mistakes / gaffes, remember πŸ˜’

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5 months ago

Or are just totally and utterly stupid!

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5 months ago
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This is amazing.

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5 months ago
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Posted without comment...

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7 months ago
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You've GOT to be kidding me!

The Conservatives - who oversaw every single thing on this list - are trying to claim that only the Conservatives would "stop the madness" - that they created...?

So incredulity aside, what about the list itself?

Let's go Debunking! 1/34

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6 months ago

I am English and I have no fecking idea what Trump is saying when he isn't sucking a war criminal's dick.

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7 months ago

"Faecal matter".

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7 months ago

He remains an absolute twat.

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7 months ago

Years ago at a friend's Mum's funeral, when someone quickly sat in my vacated seat at the wake, I said "Would you jump in my grave as quick?". I was mortified!

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7 months ago

It tastes like the smell of Germoline antiseptic cream!

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7 months ago

They never attack white paedophile rings, whatever the country.

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7 months ago
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Worth a watch!

Watch to the end!

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7 months ago
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a man with a mustache and a white shirt looks at the camera ALT: a man with a mustache and a white shirt looks at the camera
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8 months ago

Reform UK is proposing a "Britannia card" that would let wealthy foreigners pay a Β£250k fee to move to the UK, and live here exempt from all tax on their foreign assets

What they don't say: it would cost the UK Β£34bn

Report here, and thread below: buff.ly/gpe2Dpf

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9 months ago

That'll raise a few eyebrows.

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